As her Christmas present.

http://www.soundclick.com/bands/page_so ... D=10002405

The guitars tones were all my seven string with teh Seymour Duncan Distortion set > Maxon OD9 > Focusrite Saffire interface > LePou Rectifier sim > S Pres High impulse

Vocals and acoustics recorded with an Audio Technica AT2020...

All the synths and the bass were from Reason 4.

Try to make it as far as the bridge section at least. That part's the gold.

The entire batch is inspired by this ringtone she has, it's some In Flames song that sounds like a melodeath band covering the Full House theme. That and Disney music once the bridge hits.


I know a girl who is pretty swell
Before I knew her I was an empty shell
She is a source of contentment and peace of mind
A sweeter thing I could never find
The lovely curve of her behind
I want to make her feel good all the time

My girlfriend is the best
Better than all the rest
She and I are going to glow
Like dual rainbows
Forevermore

And so with song I will confide
To tell you why I'm such a lucky guy
The things we do make me feel alright
She's such a pleasure to undress
Those lovely things upon her chest
I want to make her feel good every night

My girlfriend is the best
Better than all the rest
She and I are going to glow
Like dual rainbows
Forevermore

She is everything I need
The perfect girl for me
My heart's completion
And
The things she does to me
Cause much depletion
In my pants

My girlfriend is the best
Better than all the rest
She and I are going to glow
Like dual rainbows
Forevermore

If you were in this room you'd hear my hands clapping together in awe.

Dude. That was the fucking shit!!

You might as well pick her up a new pair of panties too cuz she's gonna need some after hearing this

This is so awesome.

Wow.



Damn.

THISTHISTHIS.

Full House Inspired Melodeath Michael MacDonald Bridged Super Win.

Just wanted to add that it's disheartening to listen to this; you get better recorded brootz tones from a free plugin than I've ever been able to get out of my amps and mics


fml

Michael McDonald? -youtubes to see what this is all about-





This guy is fantastic.


I am pleased to say she liked it a lot. I posted it at HCAF and from the feedback I got I realized just how badly a song this cheesy would fare with most girls. Let alone most listeners in general. Maplitonians and my lady, they are a special kind of person.

Wait this is a vst not a proper map? It sounds fucking br00t and I need to acquire such a plugin.

Yus. It is all LePou VSTs, and Catharsis impulses, both of which are free.

I definitely wouldn't expect maybe 70% of the the meatsacks over there to get it. I am ceaselessly amazed that so many of those guys actually have girlfriends/wives/kids.

As an aside...

When will women stamp out the rise of the Douchebag? Shit only works, because it works, ladies.

Actually, i admit to being surprised, the response over there doesn't seem so bad aside from the first couple of dudes.

If I kill your girlfriend, will you be mine???


Awesum Geoff. Just awesome.

sexcellent, I'm gonna give these a go since mic'ing up my amp never sounds good any more and it doesn't really do metal tones without sounding dull or muddy.

I didn't get to listen to the song yet (Too busy working on a song for MY girlfriend [It's just a song, albeit an incredibly awesome song, but she's the only one aside from me and my family {But only incidentally from me recording it without headphones}] to take the time out at the moment), but this comment filled me with all kinds of s. If my high school friend and I had ever gotten our band off the ground, one of our plans was to do just that...do a melodeath rendition of the Full House theme.

That cheesy melodic intro was so fucking sick. I figured you were ugnna continue the sickness but then you went into some death shit that had nothing to do with the intro and lost me.

Props because I would never do this shit for a girl. You must really like Sofffffffff