I'm sorry. You'll be a divorced alcoholic by the time yer 30 though!

I'm already an alcoholic with a failed engagement. Does that make me an early example.


BTW: Bud Light isn't so bad as a beer made for chugging. Superior drinkability FTW.

4 backspaces in one sentence.

Close enough for rock-and-roll.

Fantastic.

Every beer has its place. My friends frown on me occasionally drinking pissbeer. But the thing is I know more about beer than them, and I am yet choosing to drink it. They are fools.

Indeed. Pissbeer is easier to drink than brake fluid beer. Therefore, it's more apt to make you drunk as you can get without managing to get alcohol poisoning. Brake fluid beer (Dead Guy comes to mind, shit DOES taste like brake fluid) doesn't has superior drinkability.

eh, you can hvae good chugging beer that doesnt taste like horrible gluten free piss like budweiser.

for example:
sleeman cream, sleeman silver, cracked canoe, moosehead, molson cold shots (7% i think), Pabst blue ribobn, etc etc etc.

I consider PBR superior to budweiser because it conforms to german beer law, and doesnt use rice

All the hipsters around here drank so much PBR that they got beer bellies.

Hyper-skinny hipsters with giant beer bellies are teh lulz.

Dead Guy is good. I'm not much of a beer drinker, but I may have a pint when Miz D and I are at the D-lo. Stone Porter, too. We were at Transmission (somewhere else) last night and they have Rusty Chain and Edmund Fitzgerald on tap now, which are my two fave-o-rite beers if I have to drink beers. I like the dark-and-heavy brake fluid, though, but then again, I drink aircraft fuel (single-batch overproof Bourbons) as my staple boozeahol when I'm out.

Last night I had Kraken and it was good.

This is very amusing to me. Obviously considering their hygiene and fashion standards they're not trying to look hot by anyone else's standards, so...

Place I was at last night was amusing; bizarre mix of hipsters, goths, fratboys and the oldman alcoholics who normally populate said bar. We were just happy we could get our usual poisons- Three Olives Grape (her) and Maker's (me) and that the DJs were onstage and not behind the console. They have a bigass Crest and nice JBLs and Crown maps there now, which sounds like you thing it would- kickass!- and some DJ D-bags (my one photographer I work with says the one and his wife are serious asses, but I digress) driving the thing into distortion... are fail.

Kraken is up there. That, Sailor Jerry and Gosling's Black Seal are my favorite rums. They are tasty. Obviously we're talking a preference for dark-and-heavy (such is my world, apparently, even down to my booze!) here, but dammit, they are flavorful and drinkable for how they taste, not just getting blasted.

Yeah I thoroughly enjoyed drinking it, which is rare for me and alcohol.

my gf has a bottle of it and doesnt like it. but she doesnt like rum.

should i take it?

As did I! I was at a pirate themed party and this one guy was passing it around. There was much drinking and WhenUFap proved herself to be alpha female in a dildo wrestling match.

Pics or it didn't happen. Note the slain, lying at her feet. And I'm all, 'bravo'. She makes me proud.

Hookah

I SEE CUPCAEKS IN THAT PIKTAR!!!!

UNSTRUNG, Y U NO DRESS LIKE A PIRAAT?