Actually, i am pretty sure they just do that when they are bored. Dentists are messed up.

We don't have dental..
And I have the money to pay for it so my parents left it up to me (understandable given our financial situation the last 2 years or so).
But $2000..?
Ick, fuck that.

Fact, I have never been to the dentist without getting a filling.

Fact, I have never had a tooth ache in my life.

Yup.

"Dum dee dum. You know what. I think i feel like drilling some holes in some good teeth today. You know, mix it up a little."

I seriously fear for my health when I don't have insurance.



Or conversely, I fear for my wallet when I have to get health insurance. C'MON OBAMA, GET ME SOME OF DAT FREE (minus the taxes and all that) SHIT!

Technically Massachusetts has that healthcareforall shit, but you have to prove that you are destitute/hobo for it to be free. Otherwise, you are just forced to buy a policy. Which is a classy solution. Ours is actually essentially the system that the Obamacare one is based on also.

I am not into playing the destitute angle(even though i fit the state guidelines probably) so i just try not to fuck myself up or get sick. Which is awesome.

Part of me is just curious to see a doctor, and see if i have anything interesting going on. "Why son, you have Ebola. It would appear that you have had it for the last decade. How the fuck are you still here?"

When I got my wisdom teeth out, my gf at the time got me in a headlock and squeezed my jaw. I flipped her over and slammed her on instinct. Hurt my mouth so fuking bad.

FFFFUUUUUUUUU.
Why do bitches think they can go ahead and do shit like that and get away with it?

1. This is not a kid this is a shark in kids clothing. You are lucky to have survived.

2. Dentists are fucked up masochists.

3. IF you pretend to be out while in the dentists chair and they fondle your netherregion I believe you will get a substantial discount.

4. I still have my wisdom teefs and are not giving them up nao

I suppose if nothing else it's a really expensive way to score some opiates?

I still have mine; I'm not planning on doing anything about them unless painfully necessary. I remember being told some years ago it would be a non-issue, but with my luck they were wrong and that will bite me in the ass. Or face.

Because they done never get their asses kicked.

I'll be joining you soon brah.

One of my wisdom teeth is rooted in my sinus too, feels bad man.

Lol, tos wat?