Dude, why didn't you just ask me?
My grandma is a total whore.

True story.

also:

Buahahaha.

Fucking LOL.

On a less obscene note, I've suggested to people before they get an indoor horse. I used to work with a woman who had owned indoor goats. Miniature goats, you'd take them out and walk them like dogs. Apparently their maintenance was similar? This is awesome.

Once again, the idea of house sized large beasts is wonderful I would like a few giraffes. Maybe like 18-24" tall. They just need big attitudes.

Also, back on topic for a moment...

I have no inherent issue with cheapie SS amps. Most of them these days you can generally tweak to sound decent. They're as versatile as any other map, which means in most cases "not very", but there's a few things they do alright/contexts they perform well in for a given amp. And SS Marshalls, IMO, are often the type that do one sound actually really well. Whether you have use for that sound... well...

There's some gearsnob gear in this room. Walk into our "lounge" area in the other room and we have a 30W SS Fender Champ. For what that's worth.

I'd also like to add I owned a Marshall AVT50 head for a good while until it was stolen at a gig at the no-longer-extant goth club around these parts (versus a Triaxis/2:90, SVT and TSL, nice Gibsons and Fenders... they boosted the cheapest thing on that stage, my backup head. ) and it was pretty damn passable for doing proper Marshally sounds and not at all a bad cheap little maphead! It's actually a bit of an oddball in the SS Marshall lineup- that particular head (and apparently the combo version) versus the rest of the AVT line- in that it seems much more geared toward doing trad Marshall toans than SS uberbrootz and supercleans.

And the Peavey SS stuff, the Bandits and the various heads, seems to hold up well, oftentimes for getting more straightforward rocksounds vs. the pristine cleans and DM toans everyone knows SS maps pull off well.

SS is perfectly asseptable for dirtboxes and bass rigs, so why not guitarmaps?

The idea came up in a proposed music video for my old death metal band. Our ladybassist would be walking a large-dog-sized giraffe up the wall and then across the ceiling. This scene would be shot through a blue filter, though her giraffe would have to have been CGI.

Myself, I want an elephant the size of a housecat.

I have a Twin Reverb, a JSX, a 6505, and an XXX. I also have a Peavey Stereo Chorus. I respect teh SS.

But do you have an elephant the size of a housecat or a giraffe the size of a large dog?

Yes.

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