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I'm glad me and Alex are still friends on FB 
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Post Re: I'm glad me and Alex are still friends on FB
Even Cameron got laid thanks to Social networking.

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Post Re: I'm glad me and Alex are still friends on FB
Tyrannosaurus Reich wrote:
It shows off our finger dexterity :dildo:


dis :dildo:

im asking for proof... like a cool story on how FB got m1k3 laid...

also if you play guitar and it hasn't gotten you laid you are doing something wrong :lol:


Sun Dec 05, 2010 5:38 pm
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Post Re: I'm glad me and Alex are still friends on FB
knope wrote:
also if you play guitar and it hasn't gotten you laid you are doing something wrong :lol:


I must be doing something terribly wrong :cry:


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Post Re: I'm glad me and Alex are still friends on FB
knope wrote:
Tyrannosaurus Reich wrote:
It shows off our finger dexterity :dildo:


dis :dildo:

im asking for proof... like a cool story on how FB got m1k3 laid...

also if you play guitar and it hasn't gotten you laid you are doing something wrong :lol:


k. Ill tell you a story about how it got me laid, since you asked, antonia.

First, Id like to say that I didnt make my myspace or my facebook.

Ill start with myspace. Back in 2006, some chick saw me on there, asked her friend who knew me to hook her up with me, and that was the chick who took my virginity a couple weeks later. :facepalm: Dont know why I gave it up to her :lol:

ON to facebook. Some girl on the east coast searched my name, because I was her first elementary school crush. She wanted to see if I was in " cyber world". She claimed she wasnt looking for anything ex " friend ship" since she was seeing some one. That, to me, just went in one ear and out the other. I played the game right via internet chat for a good 4 months, she came to cali to visit, and I banged her, 4 times.

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knope wrote:
Tyrannosaurus Reich wrote:
It shows off our finger dexterity :dildo:


dis :dildo:

im asking for proof... like a cool story on how FB got m1k3 laid...

also if you play guitar and it hasn't gotten you laid you are doing something wrong :lol:


k. Ill tell you a story about how it got me laid, since you asked, antonia.

First, Id like to say that I didnt make my myspace or my facebook.

Ill start with myspace. Back in 2006, some chick saw me on there, asked her friend who knew me to hook her up with me, and that was the chick who took my virginity a couple weeks later. :facepalm: Dont know why I gave it up to her :lol:

ON to facebook. Some girl on the east coast searched my name, because I was her first elementary school crush. She wanted to see if I was in " cyber world". She claimed she wasnt looking for anything ex " friend ship" since she was seeing some one. That, to me, just went in one ear and out the other. I played the game right via internet chat for a good 4 months, she came to cali to visit, and I banged her, 4 times.



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For a while, he was deleting some of us like Dewy cuz he didnt want stupid shit all over his page. :lol: But dewy is a faggot so maybe he was just making up excuses.


Yeah, he only deleted Dewy. ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL.


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lol fuck dewy

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Poor dudeysauce.

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Post Re: I'm glad me and Alex are still friends on FB
I'm with Meik... my girlfriend asked me out on Facebook. I am the lame... we'd met at parties, so I added her and commented, and there it went.

And also, ToS removed me from his FB ages ago.

And ALSO, I am with ToS on the fact that slacktivism through Facebook updates is weak and useless.

Do you remember a month ago when all the stupid bitches' status were 'I like it on the couch' 'I like it on the kitchen table' and you're like 'LOL U HOAR'? Only to find out it's where they put their purse, and somehow this is supposed to solve breast cancer? Fucking useless.

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Because nothing raises awareness like obscurity.

I just thought it was change your profile to Pokemon day or something.

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Tyrannosaurus Reich wrote:
Because nothing raises awareness like obscurity.

I just thought it was change your profile to Pokemon day or something.


this


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Post Re: I'm glad me and Alex are still friends on FB
knope wrote:
El mensaje lo entendí... es que no te creo :red:

Let me translate for the dumb 'murricans

"The Menstruation has ended... it's time to eat my pussy again like an oreo"

El-Todgo wrote:
muy bueno, esé

"awesome bitch"

knope wrote:
Puñeta, quiero que me cuenten una historia que FB les trajo sexo. No es lo mismo decir que puede que contar la experiencia...

Si tu tocas guitarra y la guitarra no te a conseguido sexo eres un pendejo :lol:

"Don't be posting that I'm a tranny on FB, my man doesn't know yet. I give him the best experience ever.. I strum his cock like a guitar and tell him to shove in my ass"

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It's what I got on Google Translate ...

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Story checks out :red:


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:lol:


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