Galathea pilosa. It's a type of squat lobster.

That is fantastic. All it needs are some star-shaped glasses and that shit is the lobster version of Bootsy.

They are fabulous. Super fabulous.

I think this might make cool album art:

I have been kicking around building something similar for meseff. Mainly, i want a way to quickly move all of my hand tools around. Waiting to see what kind of car i wind up buying though, as its interior dimensions will dictate the overall box size.

But really, that just seems like the finest manner of tool conveyance available.

I might need a whole separate one just for axes tho.

They fucking rock, noo doot aboot it.

Inside Nature's Giants is an awesome series.

All sorts of eff'd up things live in the ocean:




There also needs to be more statuary along these lines:

Ah yes, the Jokefish. Cut one open and inside the organs form the shape of the sentence:

"nah, i am just fucking with you, this shit isn't real.
-nature"

Also, i want lobster monuments for my yard. Definitely plural usage intended there.

I've always been fond of the ocean sunfish. It's inherently preposterous. I dig it.

And the world doesn't contain nearly enough giant metal crustaceans.