This is entirely real. Sadly, Armour has discontinued Pork Brains In Milk Gravy as they sold poorly. However, an alternative exists:


Also, this is a cat in a euphonium:

Yeah, a cat. How did the feline become wizard of the interwebs?

If this isn't an album cover yet, it should be:

Epic hornbeast.

love me them shirts Snaxie...

Let's not mince words here:

Is that real?

I would guess it is, probably from a joke/novelty shop.

Sounds to sample:


Also: I want an impulse of the modeled parasaurolophus crest. So I can process my tracks through a goddamn dinosaur.

Current reinterpretations of the appearance and behavior of well-known dinosaurs

The fuckin' Thagomizer, man.

A good name.

HAHAHA. A good name invented by Gary Larson.

Class.

Paleontology is good like that.

Speaking of:

That whole article reads like John Cleese doing the evening news. You just know he can't be fully serious, but then, you just can't seem to find out where he is making stuff up yet. And then it is over, and you are just like, "hmmm, i guess maybe all that stuff did happen?"

I'd be more inclined to watch television news if it were hosted by John Cleese. And while it's no Wojtek The Bear, it's still worthy of note.

Unrelated: if you're thirsty, you can always pick yourself up a bottle of deuterium. Of note: the company is run by Bob Lazar, who you may remember from '90s UFO documentaries, who claimed to have worked at Area 51.

Mad science

Frozen primates could be revived. However, they lived less than a day afterward. Mice, flash-frozen in liquid nitrogen, could be reliably brought back to life, though their lifespans tended to be somewhat reduced afterward, and the freezing process sterilized them. This is 1957, when one could get away with such things.

Pardon the 1994 web design, but scroll down a bit if you want some Real Authentic Goddamn Triceratops Teeth. They have about 20 or so, and they're $22 USD a piece, shipped, if anyone wants one.