They call me - Old Baby Hopkins.

hmm, I wonder... no I don't want to know... I am thinking something in Tijuana.......

Possibly.

Ah, Thailand. Apparently there is more there than delicious spicy food and child or transgender prostitutes. There's also racing. On water buffaloes.

Also, they are apparently possessed of the world's largest crocodile farm. Where one can witness the most obvious activities to engage in with large, dangerous reptiles.

this is art so I feel SFW






so this is how it got the name.....

A trouserful of tabbies.

I so badly want that for my front yard.

Oops indeed, God. Oops indeed.

Astroturf is more than a grassy looking material. It's a lifestyle.

I fully support astroturf on fucking everything.

I was soundly defeated in my pitch to re-do one of the large rooms in the house that requires a carpet changeup with the stuff.

I think i may just wait until none of those squares are around, and do it anyhow though...

I see zero reason for this to not be done.

This is a fine-ass couch:

approval granted