It makes me want to learn to play the accordion. I think I have one at home somewhere, rofl.

Ok, time for Slayer again.

Fuck accordions.

Play concertinas.

Google images brought back two kinds of concertina:



and this



I don't know which one I'd rather play with first.

I never said you had to choose just one.

The setup to the protagonist picking up a fucking accordion is class.

I am pretty sure i also have an accordion around here someplace. Just a toy-ish one though.

Actually, when i lived in NYC one of my favorite buskerdoods was the old blindguy wif the accordion that you would see all the time on the N/W trains. Last time i saw him he was a bit off, but back a ways he was pretty badass on that thing.

That is a Toronto song.

Represent.

Actually last week I was at the Rehearsal Factory and some dickwads who had the room before us were trying to play along to it on the PA. The drummer had some sick beats but the guitarist's rudimentary ideas degraded the music. Also, the drummer had this stool and the cymbals way high, it was like he was basically standing. This is bothersome because I had to adjust it back to normal when I took the kit.

My new lady friend (Girlfriend? I don't know yet) plays accordion and squeezebox.
She's also a really good jazz singer.
It's pretty sick, bro.

I am making her play accordion on something I write.

She can squeeze my box.

Your box is tight, yes?

I love this bong

So like..
She sortofkindof is my girlfriend, but we aren't rushing to facebook that shit because it's really casual and she isn't crazy..
That's pretty sweet, right?


Anyways, she's been teaching me jazz scales and shit.
It's pretty awesome, man.

Wow, she sounds pretty rad

Oh you!

She really is.

Her and I had a thing like..
7 months ago?

Anyways, we were just "a thing" or whatever bullshit and her ex-BF was like, WAIT WE NO HAVE TO BREAK UP BECAUSE I NO GO TO NOO YORK FOR ART SCHOOL.
She basically left me for him in the sweetest possible way she could (not all that sweet in reality) and then I don't know.
I just know they broke up like 3 months ago because he was being a douchemaster.

SO, she starts hanging out with me a little.
And then more persistently, and then she comes over to one of my parties while my parents are gone and just as she's leaving she kisses me and apologizes about what she did in the first place, saying she fucked up the first time around.


But I was like, TEH FUCK?
Cause everyone was telling me that she wasn't interested and any vibes I was getting were false and merely a result of her very warm personality.
WRONG, MUH FUCKA!

Anyways, she's teaching me all this awesome shit.
She's gonna teach me how to play squeezebox, which I am super stoked for.

/Social Story Time with Cameron

Ah yes, I believe I recall you speaking of her. I recall pics of the guy... he looked like a little fucker.

Das ist gut. :nod:

A little fucker, indeed.
So-blonde-it's-white super curly hair, just generally douchey looking pretentious piece of shit.
Livable to be around, but to lose out to that shit?
Fuck no.