Decided to get a buzz going, see where it goes from there. Found some bacardi rum to start on. Also found a nice tequila and vodka in case I feel like throwing up.
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| Author: | Bass_Destroyer [ Tue Dec 14, 2010 1:51 am ] |
| Post subject: | I'm on a one way trip to shitsmashedville. |
Decided to get a buzz going, see where it goes from there. Found some bacardi rum to start on. Also found a nice tequila and vodka in case I feel like throwing up.
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| Author: | torgeot [ Tue Dec 14, 2010 2:00 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: I'm on a one way trip to shitsmashedville. |
The only way to exceed is by obsessive excess. Vodka enema is quite fast, so I hear. |
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| Author: | Bass_Destroyer [ Tue Dec 14, 2010 2:02 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: I'm on a one way trip to shitsmashedville. |
I tried that once, and it burns the shit out of your asshole. No thanks. |
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| Author: | Bass_Destroyer [ Tue Dec 14, 2010 2:04 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: I'm on a one way trip to shitsmashedville. |
You might think I'm joking, but I'm not. I used a turkey baster. |
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| Author: | torgeot [ Tue Dec 14, 2010 2:08 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: I'm on a one way trip to shitsmashedville. |
Funny, I didn't think you were joking. Maybe though, to get your ass up to speed you should have taken it easy, like a few beers forst or some blackberry brandy, you know, like how you first started out drinking. Your ass must get acclimated, yes 
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| Author: | Bass_Destroyer [ Tue Dec 14, 2010 2:15 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: I'm on a one way trip to shitsmashedville. |
I think I'll just by an enema kit and go that direction. |
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| Author: | Unstrung [ Tue Dec 14, 2010 2:17 am ] | |||||||||
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Goddamn, that is awesome. Did you catch a good buzz? Was it quick? |
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| Author: | Bass_Destroyer [ Tue Dec 14, 2010 2:22 am ] | ||||||||||||||||||
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Nah, it burned so much I shat it out right then and there. Imagine tubgirl in my dining room by the liquor cabinet.  
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| Author: | Unstrung [ Tue Dec 14, 2010 2:33 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: I'm on a one way trip to shitsmashedville. |
Awesome. I heard a guy died that way... he had his wife give him an enema with two bottles of sherry, and overdosed on alcohol right then and there. |
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| Author: | Bass_Destroyer [ Tue Dec 14, 2010 2:42 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: I'm on a one way trip to shitsmashedville. |
ROLFROFLRFLORFLROLFORFKRIOFK thats how i want to die. |
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| Author: | Snaxocaster [ Tue Dec 14, 2010 12:52 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: I'm on a one way trip to shitsmashedville. |
I have nothing to contribute to this thread except the following: 
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| Author: | Devtron [ Tue Dec 14, 2010 4:45 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: I'm on a one way trip to shitsmashedville. |
I want to write a song called Vodka Enema. |
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| Author: | El-Todgo [ Tue Dec 14, 2010 4:47 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: I'm on a one way trip to shitsmashedville. |
Bacardi is a one way trip to epic vomit and the worst hangover ever. I will never touch cheap white rum again. 
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| Author: | Unstrung [ Tue Dec 14, 2010 5:00 pm ] | |||||||||
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Appleton's.  I don't think I've ever puked on it... it's just, it has this taste to it that is so familiar. Like 'I've had this before... AND I DO NO WANT.'
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| Author: | El-Todgo [ Tue Dec 14, 2010 5:33 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: I'm on a one way trip to shitsmashedville. |
Bacardi and coke tastes like lime coke to me. But with disastrous consequences. |
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| Author: | nicknolte [ Tue Dec 14, 2010 10:51 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: I'm on a one way trip to shitsmashedville. |
Fireball Enema? |
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| Author: | Snaxocaster [ Wed Dec 15, 2010 11:31 am ] | |||||||||
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Bacardi Select and 8 Años are pretty decent-ish, and Bacardi O mixes quite well with pineapple juice. For whatever it's worth. |
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| Author: | Snaxocaster [ Wed Dec 15, 2010 11:32 am ] | |||||||||
| Post subject: | Re: I'm on a one way trip to shitsmashedville. | |||||||||
Deathmetal. 
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| Author: | Bass_Destroyer [ Wed Dec 15, 2010 2:12 pm ] | ||||||||||||||||||
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Sounds like it would be a pretty brutal song. |
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| Author: | Unstrung [ Wed Dec 15, 2010 2:14 pm ] | ||||||||||||||||||
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Ruski death metal. |
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