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| Author: | Snaxocaster [ Fri Dec 17, 2010 4:04 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Rutherford B. Hayes |
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| Author: | torgeot [ Fri Dec 17, 2010 7:37 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Rutherford B. Hayes |
That would make an awesome trading card. Imagine POTUS trading cards, with their stats on the back. |
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| Author: | chris_d [ Fri Dec 17, 2010 7:47 pm ] | |||||||||
| Post subject: | Re: Rutherford B. Hayes | |||||||||
Yessss. You know, with mustache levels and indigenous peoples kill ratios and whatnot. |
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| Author: | Snaxocaster [ Fri Dec 17, 2010 7:54 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Rutherford B. Hayes |
That would be pretty sweet. How do foreign conflicts factor into the level of indigenous peoples killed? ...and why, may I ask, did someone put cutesy hearts on that picture? That being my inspiration for posting this beyond the randomness of blurting out "Rutherford B. Hayes!" Was some reconstruction-era-obsessed teenage girl writing Rutherford B. Hayes slash fic or something? |
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| Author: | Bass_Destroyer [ Fri Dec 17, 2010 8:02 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Rutherford B. Hayes |
I liked it when Presidents would sport awesome beards and mustaches. |
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| Author: | chris_d [ Fri Dec 17, 2010 8:20 pm ] | ||||||||||||||||||
| Post subject: | Re: Rutherford B. Hayes | ||||||||||||||||||
We would have to figure out some sort of sliding scale that accounted somehow for skin melanin content and geographical proximity to washington dc, i would think. You know like Adjusted Indigenous Peoples Kill Ratio. Or maybe something that spelled out something more neatly than AIPKR. It will need some work.
Clearly, the artist finds #19 to be dreamy?.
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| Author: | chris_d [ Fri Dec 17, 2010 8:21 pm ] | |||||||||
| Post subject: | Re: Rutherford B. Hayes | |||||||||
For realz. That was how we knew they meant business. |
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| Author: | torgeot [ Sat Dec 18, 2010 12:16 am ] | |||||||||
| Post subject: | Re: Rutherford B. Hayes | |||||||||
a Beaars dream Prez.. Oh found a pic of the artist...
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| Author: | GnarlySheen [ Sat Dec 18, 2010 6:34 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Rutherford B. Hayes |
Looks like every other fuck ass back then |
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| Author: | Devtron [ Sun Dec 19, 2010 8:25 am ] | |||||||||
| Post subject: | Re: Rutherford B. Hayes | |||||||||
I believe they are his Purple Hearts. He was wounded on five separate incidents serving as a Brigadier General in the Union military during the Civil war. |
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| Author: | chris_d [ Sun Dec 19, 2010 11:41 am ] | ||||||||||||||||||
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Fuck you Devin. They are there because he is dreamy. |
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| Author: | Devtron [ Sun Dec 19, 2010 11:45 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Rutherford B. Hayes |
That is why he has seven of them. |
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| Author: | chris_d [ Sun Dec 19, 2010 1:06 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Rutherford B. Hayes |
AH. Well, good call, Union Army. |
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