Decided to get a buzz going, see where it goes from there. Found some bacardi rum to start on. Also found a nice tequila and vodka in case I feel like throwing up.

The only way to exceed is by obsessive excess. Vodka enema is quite fast, so I hear.

I tried that once, and it burns the shit out of your asshole. No thanks.

You might think I'm joking, but I'm not. I used a turkey baster.

Funny, I didn't think you were joking. Maybe though, to get your ass up to speed you should have taken it easy, like a few beers forst or some blackberry brandy, you know, like how you first started out drinking. Your ass must get acclimated, yes

I think I'll just by an enema kit and go that direction.

Goddamn, that is awesome.

Did you catch a good buzz? Was it quick?

Nah, it burned so much I shat it out right then and there. Imagine tubgirl in my dining room by the liquor cabinet.

Awesome.

I heard a guy died that way... he had his wife give him an enema with two bottles of sherry, and overdosed on alcohol right then and there.

ROLFROFLRFLORFLROLFORFKRIOFK

thats how i want to die.

I have nothing to contribute to this thread except the following:

I want to write a song called Vodka Enema.

Bacardi is a one way trip to epic vomit and the worst hangover ever. I will never touch cheap white rum again.

Appleton's. I don't think I've ever puked on it... it's just, it has this taste to it that is so familiar. Like 'I've had this before... AND I DO NO WANT.'

Bacardi and coke tastes like lime coke to me. But with disastrous consequences.

Fireball Enema?

Bacardi Select and 8 Años are pretty decent-ish, and Bacardi O mixes quite well with pineapple juice. For whatever it's worth.

Deathmetal.

Sounds like it would be a pretty brutal song.

Ruski death metal.