Chick tells me I have a package on the table. It's labeled to Ambassador Joseph XXXXXX and the return address is Maker's Mark.

A FUCKING SURPRISE GIFT! YYYEEEEEEUUUUSSSSSSS!


nothing to great but it's a mould to make ice balls for your burbon and the balls will say Maker's Mark on them. You would like to see my balls yes?

they will look like so

Ohfuck. Those things are dope. I want one just to fill my freezer with the most awkward gigantic ice cube possible. So that when people are over and ask for ice, i can just point them to the iceballs and then sit back and draw amusement from them fumbling with the fact that none of the glasses in my house are big enough to fit them in.




















Also, on a related note, for the porpoise of making 'Gin And Titonics':

I want to drink gin and titonics tonight.

Also... this man rules:

I would sit down and drink with you tor