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Author:  I want a VHT CLX [ Sat Dec 25, 2010 4:31 am ]
Post subject:  My testes hurt.
Brain-dead, like a rag doll, he falls to the ground,
His pride shattered,
His body limp and cold.
Unable to comprehend the damage he has done,
He drifts in the abysmal, lifeless void of his subconscious,
And what a sight to be seen:
A sense of fate sets in as a swirling mist comes out from within,
And he sees the great divine, and the future of human kind,
He stumbles, tries to find his way.
And falters.
With his dwindling subconscious strength slowly depleting,
He awaits his end,
Only to be greeted by the great divine again,
This time, with a will to defend.
“Close your eyes,
Thy subconscious eyes,
And look within,
Thy subconscious heart,
And think, think with thy subconscious brain,
And transcend thy ignorance, never again.”
Author:  nicknolte [ Sat Dec 25, 2010 7:22 am ]
Post subject:  Re: My testes hurt.
That's just the pain of your balls finally dropping :dildo:
Author:  GnarlySheen [ Sat Dec 25, 2010 3:43 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: My testes hurt.
Not its not, its the pain from the catholic priest ritual last night.
Author:  Unstrung [ Sat Dec 25, 2010 4:50 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: My testes hurt.
Feats of strength. :p

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Author:  GnarlySheen [ Sat Dec 25, 2010 5:43 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: My testes hurt.
Now your backs gonna hurt because you just pulled landscaping duty.
Author:  Broseidon [ Sun Dec 26, 2010 4:23 am ]
Post subject:  Re: My testes hurt.
Mike and the non-stop classic comedy references.
:D
Author:  GnarlySheen [ Sun Dec 26, 2010 4:34 am ]
Post subject:  Re: My testes hurt.
Anyone elses testes hurt? I didnt think so
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