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Author:  chris_d [ Wed Jul 14, 2010 12:47 am ]
Post subject:  Son of a bitch, i am bored.
I managed to slice my fretting hand middle finger, with an Xacto knife, in exactly the spot that needs to press against the strings to play guitar. Shit is taking its sweet fucking time healing up.

All i want to do is play guitar right now. :red:

Pigfuckers. :mad:

I suppose i should read something. :wall:
Author:  Snaxocaster [ Wed Jul 14, 2010 12:51 am ]
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Fingers are overrated. I play guitar with the power of my mind.
Author:  GnarlySheen [ Wed Jul 14, 2010 12:52 am ]
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Put a band aid over it and fucking play PUSSY












(sorry)
Author:  chris_d [ Wed Jul 14, 2010 12:54 am ]
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GnarlySheen wrote:
Put a band aid over it and fucking play PUSSY


Tried that earlier, it is too deep, kept opening back up, and got blood all over the neck. :poop:
Author:  GnarlySheen [ Wed Jul 14, 2010 12:55 am ]
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GNAR, get moar blood on the neck
Author:  chris_d [ Wed Jul 14, 2010 12:55 am ]
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Snaxocaster wrote:
Fingers are overrated. I play guitar with the power of my mind.


Hmm... all i can do with the power of my mind is ruin things. :idk:
Author:  Snaxocaster [ Wed Jul 14, 2010 12:56 am ]
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Stitch it closed with fishing line or cauterize it with a soldering iron?
Author:  Snaxocaster [ Wed Jul 14, 2010 12:57 am ]
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Your finger, that is, not your mind. Unless you're exceptionally bored. :poop:
Author:  chris_d [ Wed Jul 14, 2010 12:58 am ]
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GnarlySheen wrote:
GNAR, get moar blood on the neck


Nah, it hurt like some kind of motherfuck too. The cut is like exactly in line and in the spot that the string goes. If it wasn't bleedy, the string could go into my finger in the valley i cut for it. :red:
Author:  chris_d [ Wed Jul 14, 2010 12:59 am ]
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Snaxocaster wrote:
Your finger, that is, not your mind. Unless you're exceptionally bored. :poop:


I am leaning that way at the moment actually.
Author:  Snaxocaster [ Wed Jul 14, 2010 1:01 am ]
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Good luck with that. You might need an assistant.
Author:  chris_d [ Wed Jul 14, 2010 1:03 am ]
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I am thinking that if i could manufacture some sort of jig to sturdily hold the thing point up, i could just sort of lean forward, and let gravity be that assistant.
Author:  Snaxocaster [ Wed Jul 14, 2010 1:04 am ]
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There you go! You have a project for the evening. :snax:
Author:  Snaxocaster [ Wed Jul 14, 2010 1:05 am ]
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There's probably a drill press or band saw involved.
Author:  GnarlySheen [ Wed Jul 14, 2010 1:07 am ]
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Snaxocaster wrote:
Fingers are overrated.



lol
Author:  chris_d [ Wed Jul 14, 2010 1:13 am ]
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Snaxocaster wrote:
There's probably a drill press or band saw involved.


I have this pretty rad thing that is actually both, in the basement, but it is currently out of commission due to a broken pulley. :cry:

I might need to go at this project from a different angle.
Author:  Jayhawker [ Wed Jul 14, 2010 1:34 am ]
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superglue has worked well when I've had cuts on parts of my body I need to use.
Author:  torgeot [ Wed Jul 14, 2010 8:33 am ]
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Invite this guy over, he knows how to party

Image
Author:  El-Todgo [ Wed Jul 14, 2010 1:30 pm ]
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You should do an Iommi and make some finger-caps for the time being :idea:
Author:  chris_d [ Wed Jul 14, 2010 1:52 pm ]
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torgeot wrote:
Invite this guy over, he knows how to party

Image


Holyfuckawesome.
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