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Gorilla Parmesan. 

Gorilla Parmesan.
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Simethicone
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Who wouldn't want a heaping helping of Gorilla Parm? :snax: :huzzah:

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I will answer simply: Yes.

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Is it made from the shavings of their delicious delicious hands?

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I would then I probably wouldnt like it. Tasting wild game meat is a hit and miss. Id sick with chicken or steak, unless youre lucky.

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Looks delicious.


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Cheese from gorilla milk? Sounds like it would taste gamey. :idk:

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Post Re: Gorilla Parmesan.
Herr Doktor haz a point he haz. I would prefer the cheese made from the milk of Capuchin monkey or lemurs, it would be less, errrrm, gorillay.

But if I was a carnivore, yes, gorilla parm would be great. and you could take a nice gorilla parm sammich to work with the leftovers. I could see the face of my coworkers and I put the sammich in the microwave and they say... what that smell, oh, Gorilla Parm of course....

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Ah, see, i was thinking of something along the lines of equal quantities gorilla and a nice Reggiano. Which, i mean, there is NO way that is going to taste anything but delicious.

But to construct the cheese of the gorilla itself, hmm. I don't even know if that is a thing that Science could accomplish. I mean there is some milk in there, but moastly the gorilla is delicious red meat, like a more muscley people. I don't even know where one would start in this alchemical process by which delicious meats might be transformed into delicious cheeses.

But. I certainly would also not be so confident in the product's inherent tastiness, even if it *was* shown to be something within the reach of a good Sciencing.

Hmm.

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I didn't even think to make cheese from gorilla milk. :idea: I meant only to take slabs of gorilla and serve them with sauce and cheese and n00dles and spices and whatnot. I suppose I'm a "no" on gorilla cheese though; it seems sketchy. :idk:

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we'll you'd have to milk a breastfeeding mommarilla of course to make such cheese. Of course the more I think of it, the more it may not be so nice. Although breast milk is sweet. But I've not suckled a gorilla breast...

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this should be the name of ur next project


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