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chris_d
Winston Wolf
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Son of a bitch, i am bored.
I managed to slice my fretting hand middle finger, with an Xacto knife, in exactly the spot that needs to press against the strings to play guitar. Shit is taking its sweet fucking time healing up. All i want to do is play guitar right now. Pigfuckers. I suppose i should read something.
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Wed Jul 14, 2010 12:47 am |
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Snaxocaster
Simethicone
Joined: Thu Jun 17, 2010 3:00 pm Posts: 11625 Location: McMurdo Research Station
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Re: Son of a bitch, i am bored.
Fingers are overrated. I play guitar with the power of my mind.
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Wed Jul 14, 2010 12:51 am |
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GnarlySheen
Jeremiah Johnson
Joined: Tue Jun 22, 2010 9:28 pm Posts: 5025 Location: Obama
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Re: Son of a bitch, i am bored.
Put a band aid over it and fucking play PUSSY
(sorry)
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Wed Jul 14, 2010 12:52 am |
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chris_d
Winston Wolf
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Re: Son of a bitch, i am bored.
Tried that earlier, it is too deep, kept opening back up, and got blood all over the neck.
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Wed Jul 14, 2010 12:54 am |
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GnarlySheen
Jeremiah Johnson
Joined: Tue Jun 22, 2010 9:28 pm Posts: 5025 Location: Obama
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Re: Son of a bitch, i am bored.
GNAR, get moar blood on the neck
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Wed Jul 14, 2010 12:55 am |
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chris_d
Winston Wolf
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Re: Son of a bitch, i am bored.
Hmm... all i can do with the power of my mind is ruin things.
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Wed Jul 14, 2010 12:55 am |
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Snaxocaster
Simethicone
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Re: Son of a bitch, i am bored.
Stitch it closed with fishing line or cauterize it with a soldering iron?
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Wed Jul 14, 2010 12:56 am |
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Snaxocaster
Simethicone
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Re: Son of a bitch, i am bored.
Your finger, that is, not your mind. Unless you're exceptionally bored.
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Wed Jul 14, 2010 12:57 am |
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chris_d
Winston Wolf
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Re: Son of a bitch, i am bored.
Nah, it hurt like some kind of motherfuck too. The cut is like exactly in line and in the spot that the string goes. If it wasn't bleedy, the string could go into my finger in the valley i cut for it.
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Wed Jul 14, 2010 12:58 am |
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chris_d
Winston Wolf
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Re: Son of a bitch, i am bored.
I am leaning that way at the moment actually.
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Wed Jul 14, 2010 12:59 am |
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Snaxocaster
Simethicone
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Re: Son of a bitch, i am bored.
Good luck with that. You might need an assistant.
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Wed Jul 14, 2010 1:01 am |
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chris_d
Winston Wolf
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Re: Son of a bitch, i am bored.
I am thinking that if i could manufacture some sort of jig to sturdily hold the thing point up, i could just sort of lean forward, and let gravity be that assistant.
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Wed Jul 14, 2010 1:03 am |
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Snaxocaster
Simethicone
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Re: Son of a bitch, i am bored.
There you go! You have a project for the evening.
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Wed Jul 14, 2010 1:04 am |
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Snaxocaster
Simethicone
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Re: Son of a bitch, i am bored.
There's probably a drill press or band saw involved.
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Wed Jul 14, 2010 1:05 am |
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GnarlySheen
Jeremiah Johnson
Joined: Tue Jun 22, 2010 9:28 pm Posts: 5025 Location: Obama
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Re: Son of a bitch, i am bored.
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Wed Jul 14, 2010 1:07 am |
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chris_d
Winston Wolf
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Re: Son of a bitch, i am bored.
I have this pretty rad thing that is actually both, in the basement, but it is currently out of commission due to a broken pulley. I might need to go at this project from a different angle.
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Wed Jul 14, 2010 1:13 am |
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Jayhawker
Maplitonian
Joined: Thu Jul 08, 2010 9:46 pm Posts: 400 Location: Wichita/Lawrence, KS
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Re: Son of a bitch, i am bored.
superglue has worked well when I've had cuts on parts of my body I need to use.
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Wed Jul 14, 2010 1:34 am |
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torgeot
Winston Wolf
Joined: Tue Jun 15, 2010 11:10 am Posts: 7283 Location: in the valley of the shadow of death
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Re: Son of a bitch, i am bored.
Invite this guy over, he knows how to party
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Wed Jul 14, 2010 8:33 am |
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El-Todgo
Michael Anthony Fanclub President
Joined: Mon Jul 12, 2010 7:25 pm Posts: 3201
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Re: Son of a bitch, i am bored.
You should do an Iommi and make some finger-caps for the time being
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Wed Jul 14, 2010 1:30 pm |
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chris_d
Winston Wolf
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Re: Son of a bitch, i am bored.
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Wed Jul 14, 2010 1:52 pm |
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