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how many times do you guys beat off a day 

how many times a day
Rarely at all 50%  50%  [ 3 ]
Once a day 17%  17%  [ 1 ]
2-5 times a day 17%  17%  [ 1 ]
5+ 17%  17%  [ 1 ]
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how many times do you guys beat off a day 
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Morrissey

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Tue Mar 22, 2011 1:22 am
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Post Re: how many times do you guys beat off a day
There was a time when I could answer this with a number, more or less something reliable. Like 2 to 5. :lol: Now hey, kind of varies.

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Tue Mar 22, 2011 1:44 am
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Damn dude, I never let it go past once a day.... Unless I was gettin some, record being : 4 times in 6 hours.

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Tue Mar 22, 2011 1:54 am
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Alas, i have no life. when i am bored, home all day, and since i have no gf, it often rises to 4 in a day.

I have no soul....

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Tue Mar 22, 2011 2:29 am
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Morrissey

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i am so fucked, i have an english report on to kill a mockingbird due tomorrow......

just started, have not read the book. fuck procrastination

Design a poster which connects examples of injustice and racism featured in To Kill a Mockingbird with at least five examples from today. Some examples may be taken from other countries but at least half the examples need to be from the US. For each example choose a quote from the book to be juxtaposed with a specific example, newspaper, book, photo of the example.
You will be asked to present your poster orally and will be graded on how well you communicate your ideas to your classmates.
Originality, clarity, and design will considered in grading your poster..

any help?

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Tue Mar 22, 2011 2:32 am
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Jeremiah Johnson
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We all wrote to kill a mockingbird book reports. I would honestly give you my old report if it was on this comp.

And Inb4mavesbookreport

And your teacher is a faggot

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Tue Mar 22, 2011 3:20 am
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Morrissey

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LOL whatever, laziness will LOSE tonight ! i'll figure out a way, i will, i will.

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I want a VHT CLX wrote:

I have no soul....

Believe me boy, you do, and with habits like yours it's headed straight to hell.

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Tue Mar 22, 2011 5:49 am
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Should have watched the movie. Also, as an aside, it is really a great book. If you had fapped twice less per day you could have read that book a week ago. And 30 seconds after you read a book you don't feel creepy and ashamed.

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60% of the time, all the time.


Tue Mar 22, 2011 9:19 am
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I fucking wish my homework was as simple as that.






Well, it mostly is, just that I don't write bullshit book reports anymore.









Oh, and your teacher and all his students are faggots.


Tue Mar 22, 2011 3:30 pm
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Post Re: how many times do you guys beat off a day
Since I got a gf, its once a day in the morning and once in the evening if i didn't get any


Tue Mar 22, 2011 3:58 pm
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That would involve a level of enthusiasm and excitement that I simply don't possess, so, er, none. :idk:

Also, yeah, the movie was okay.

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