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| Author: | Devtron [ Sun Apr 03, 2011 12:38 am ] |
| Post subject: | Gentlemen they are on to us ... |
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| Author: | chris_d [ Sun Apr 03, 2011 12:43 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Gentlemen they are on to us ... |
I would be scared if that was a mountain goat. As it is a cuddly and delicious lamb, i will say, nice try, weaponized food. You are still going to be fluffy socks and tasty meats. Actually, i wonder if the rockets launching will grill the little fellow. That would be fucking convenient, wouldn't it. |
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| Author: | GnarlySheen [ Sun Apr 03, 2011 12:50 am ] |
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I laughed out loud |
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| Author: | torgeot [ Sun Apr 03, 2011 1:47 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Gentlemen they are on to us ... |
motherfuck. Alright who the fuck let the cat out of the bag. On the other hand, chris' idea is pretty much flawless. Make them the army and food. Fucking brilliant. |
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| Author: | El-Todgo [ Sun Apr 03, 2011 6:33 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Gentlemen they are on to us ... |
Release the Laser Raptor! |
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| Author: | Devtron [ Tue Apr 05, 2011 4:24 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Gentlemen they are on to us ... |
I think we need to take this one step further. Instead of rocket-equipped sheep, they should be rocket-propelled sheep. That makes me think of:  Man that game was awesome. |
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| Author: | torgeot [ Tue Apr 05, 2011 6:18 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Gentlemen they are on to us ... |
Sir, let use think this over. I think sheep are too fluffy. I propose rocket propelled armadillos or hippopotamii. Snaxie can tell you the dangers of those fucking beasts. They are just made for fucking your shit up. |
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| Author: | Devtron [ Tue Apr 05, 2011 6:24 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Gentlemen they are on to us ... |
I just like the idea of weaponized sheep. I SHALL DO AS THE WORMS SERIES HAS DONE BEFORE ME. |
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| Author: | El-Todgo [ Wed Apr 06, 2011 4:16 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Gentlemen they are on to us ... |
Super sheep - good weapon  tor, the thing you are missing about sheep is that they look very unassuming, but can still unleash a brutal yet fluffy death. Nobody will suspect them, but may wonder why they have a "supersheep" cape on.. by which time it's too late. |
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| Author: | torgeot [ Wed Apr 06, 2011 8:33 am ] |
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hmmm, ok not sure if I'm buying it yet, seems to me like you would be launching pillows and delicious meats at your foe. School me on these supersheeps |
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| Author: | Devtron [ Wed Apr 06, 2011 9:12 am ] |
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| Author: | torgeot [ Wed Apr 06, 2011 10:04 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Gentlemen they are on to us ... |
Dev... You had me at "Gentlemen..." |
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| Author: | Snaxocaster [ Wed Apr 06, 2011 10:11 am ] | |||||||||
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Hippopotamus is already a weapon. It needs no modification. Motherfucker bites crocodiles in half. The armadildo... That could see some improvements, but there's real potential there. Bigass claws for burrowing, and the way the shell is segmented, make it out of iron or something and you have yourself a big fragmentation grenade after it burrows into its target. Fire it from a mortar or something. Whoomp! Ffffffssssshhhhh... clawclawclawclawclaw... BOOM! |
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| Author: | torgeot [ Wed Apr 06, 2011 10:22 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Gentlemen they are on to us ... |
Exploding Armadillo in sheep's clothing... NOW you have yourself a fucking weapon. Foes are all... "hey they sent us some dinner meats by rocket"... NOM NOM NOM... BOOM enemy elimination |
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| Author: | chris_d [ Wed Apr 06, 2011 10:47 am ] | |||||||||
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Yeah, perfect. All we would need to do is knit them fluffy white sweaters. Or spraymount cotton balls onto the armor plating. "aw look at the cute short little sheepie. lets EAT it." Tick Boom. The end. |
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| Author: | torgeot [ Wed Apr 06, 2011 10:52 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Gentlemen they are on to us ... |
also Enemy Elimination should be my neckts banned nayme. 
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| Author: | torgeot [ Wed Apr 06, 2011 11:01 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Gentlemen they are on to us ... |
also, this is not working... 
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| Author: | Snaxocaster [ Wed Apr 06, 2011 11:36 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Gentlemen they are on to us ... |
Halloween costume. |
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| Author: | Unstrung [ Wed Apr 06, 2011 12:02 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Gentlemen they are on to us ... |
I present you... a Battle Stag. 
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