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Author:  Say Ocean [ Tue Jun 21, 2011 6:58 pm ]
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Holy shit IM fuxjngbhugh this tools like

Author:  chris_d [ Tue Jun 21, 2011 7:37 pm ]
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Say Ocean wrote:
Holy shit IM fuxjngbhugh this tools like



That sounds serious man. I am sorry for your lots.

What is the recovery time on that shit?

Author:  metalfanat1c [ Tue Jun 21, 2011 7:43 pm ]
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Fuckin' drugs.

Author:  Say Ocean [ Tue Jun 21, 2011 8:53 pm ]
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Wow yeah got me fucked up haha. This surgery involved reshaping bone sticking anchors in my hip and shit but so much less painful than the shoulder. Recovery time was originally 25 weeks but since they ended up reshaping the ball of my hip and shit it might be longer

Author:  Sardocasm [ Tue Jun 21, 2011 10:31 pm ]
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How old do you feel now?

Author:  GnarlySheen [ Tue Jun 21, 2011 11:12 pm ]
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Dude, how old are you?

Author:  chris_d [ Tue Jun 21, 2011 11:14 pm ]
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He's not old, just Alaskan.

Author:  torgeot [ Wed Jun 22, 2011 8:18 am ]
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25 weeks???!!!?!? WTF?? Dude so like wtf can you do and not do?

Couldn't they just coat that shit with some whale blubber and shit?

Author:  Snaxocaster [ Wed Jun 22, 2011 8:39 am ]
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chris_d wrote:
He's not old, just Alaskan.


He needs to eat more moose, wolves and grizzly bears. And sasquatches. That'll make him all strong and manly-like. It's the wrong time of the year for whales.

Native Alaskan foodstuffs:

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Author:  Say Ocean [ Wed Jun 22, 2011 9:18 am ]
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torgeot wrote:
25 weeks???!!!?!? WTF?? Dude so like wtf can you do and not do?

Couldn't they just coat that shit with some whale blubber and shit?



It's only 6 months to get back to 100% which is about half as long as my shoulder surgery was. Right now I can't put any weight whatsoever on it while standing, and sitting kinda hurts. Ice it on and off all day and pop pills, as you can see by my OP :o

In two weeks I'll be off crutches, something like three months in I start running or something. He told me I could start cycling the day of surgery but uh fuck that

Author:  torgeot [ Wed Jun 22, 2011 11:26 am ]
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Pills can make things nicey nice.

We'll make a sacrifice to BELT for your speedy recovery.

Author:  Snaxocaster [ Wed Jun 22, 2011 11:51 am ]
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torgeot wrote:
Pills can make things nicey nice.

We'll make a sacrifice to BELT for your speedy recovery.


I shall send my child laborers out into the Alaskan wilderness to acquire a suitable sasquatch, which will be grilled upon the altar of BELT with hot peppers and opium as an offering.

Author:  Broseidon [ Wed Jun 22, 2011 8:18 pm ]
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How is pooping so far?

Author:  Devtron [ Wed Jun 22, 2011 8:19 pm ]
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Hopefully it won't have any negative effects on your Shuffleboard games.


This man shuffles a mean board.

Author:  GnarlySheen [ Wed Jun 22, 2011 9:27 pm ]
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GnarlySheen wrote:
Dude, how old are you?


This

Author:  Broseidon [ Wed Jun 22, 2011 9:31 pm ]
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I am pretty sure Jeff is 18..
I thought he was a year younger than me..
Might be wrong though.

Author:  GnarlySheen [ Wed Jun 22, 2011 9:32 pm ]
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Broseidon wrote:
I am pretty sure Jeff is 18..
I thought he was a year younger than me..
Might be wrong though.


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Author:  Devtron [ Wed Jun 22, 2011 9:32 pm ]
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He is the best Shuffleboarder in his age group.

Author:  Broseidon [ Wed Jun 22, 2011 9:35 pm ]
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But on the real f'real, dude is falling apart.
I only see a bionic man situation here working out to his advantage.

Author:  GnarlySheen [ Wed Jun 22, 2011 9:35 pm ]
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Mr. Jeff, why are you falling apart at such a young age?

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