I've been going to bed at 10 am. I've reduced myself to trolling HCAF


This surgery fucked my schedule so hard

HCAF is prime troll hunting grounds.

Be sure to bring your flamethrower and a 55 gallon drum of nitric acid if you're doing some serious Alaskan-style troll hunting. They regenerate, you know.

Shiek alone makes HCAF prime troll country

lol this. So many internet WK phaggots

Shiek is so easy to troll it is laughable.

I remember I got into it with him about how I felt that since Obama is so polarizing and pisses people off, he is good for the American political system because he motivated people to actively participate in the government. Then just nit-picked his arguments 'til he rage quit Maps 1.0/Tone Settings.

He got soooooo pissed.

Shiek actively trolls himself. He tries to find the worst way he can interpret what someone is saying and just argues until he doesn't even remember what he's arguing about It's almost sad to see someone so divorced from reality so confident they are right.

By the way, you know what's fucking me up? IT'S LIGHT ALL THE FUCKING TIME. GOD DAMNIT ALASKA I CAN'T FUCKING SLEEP LIKE THIS.

Woss his username, precious? I don't HCAF anymore. Is this 9ball?

9ball used to hate me for some reason

Are you a white trash moron from the American south? If not, there's your answer.

We are talking 'bout Shiek_Yerbouti.

That motherfucker just likes to argue. Which is fine, but holyshit, he doesn't seem to know how to react to people disagreeing with him.

Watching him go for the jugular, every single time, for even the most slight differing opinion or minor point of disagreement, is as hilarious, as it is... sad, i guess? Can't take a dood like that seriously. Which is funny, because in most of the arguments, especially the political ones, being taken seriously seems like a point relatively high up on his agenda.

It doesn't help that it's daytime like 20 hours of the day, does it? Well... is it...?

Edit: More thorough reading demonstrated this to be true.

Yeah I feel like he spends more time trying to prove the other person is wrong. A tragically perfect example of the Internet tough guy.

The thing is though, it is not just that the other person is wrong. But that in disagreeing on ANY point, proves that the other person is: mentally retarded, morally corrupt, dangerously ignorant, woefully misinformed, a patsy to partisan smokescreen, deserving of execution and deportation, AND, way out of their element in trying to make this a discussion when they are clearly so ill-equipped to engage with the Responsible Adult Arbiter Of Right And Wrong here on the forum.

And then he just hammers those points with increasing volume until the other person eventually gives up, and he can congratulate himself, once more, on winning at "being right on the internet".

I think winning at Being Right On The Internet as often as not means that you're Wrong In Real Life.

Also, the notion of arguing politics on HCAF reminds me that I could be doing something far more productive with my time, like, say, developing inoperable cancer.

I like arguing politics on HCAF.






















It's like taking a big dump. You might feel dirty afterwards, but at least you got a lot of shit out of your system.

Yeah I always knew Shiek was insane about the political arguments, but I was merely antagonizing that doucher mesa4x12er about Shinedown and Nickelback and wouldn't you know it, Shiek came in to help me to realize what a elitist, myopic, ass hole n00b I am Honestly if thinking Nickelback and Shinedown flat about bad makes me elitist I don't care Fuck those misogynistic mongoloids.

Seriously. They're talking about Creed now, and there's this movement of "why are we so negative, making threads that hate on bands when we can talk about how much we love bands!"

Because that's what musicians do, fucking duh. We shoot down lowest common denominator garbage because we know better.