SHIT, AMERICA, YOU ARE FUCKING TWO HUNDRED AND THIRTY-FIVE YEARS OLD!
YOU KNOW IT!
WOO! HOW 'BOUT THAT SHIT? MOTHERFUCKING FREEDOM!
FUCK YEAH!
AMURICUHHHHHHH!
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| Author: | chris_d [ Mon Jul 04, 2011 1:08 am ] |
| Post subject: | HAPPY MOTHERFUCKING BIRTHAY, AMERICA!! |
SHIT, AMERICA, YOU ARE FUCKING TWO HUNDRED AND THIRTY-FIVE YEARS OLD! YOU KNOW IT! WOO! HOW 'BOUT THAT SHIT? MOTHERFUCKING FREEDOM! FUCK YEAH! AMURICUHHHHHHH!
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| Author: | metalfanat1c [ Mon Jul 04, 2011 1:17 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: HAPPY MOTHERFUCKING BIRTHAY, AMERICA!! |
I have no fireworks, so I'm going to rev the shit out of my truck instead. |
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| Author: | Say Ocean [ Mon Jul 04, 2011 3:08 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: HAPPY MOTHERFUCKING BIRTHAY, AMERICA!! |
In Anchorage, they made personal fireworks legal in city limits for new year's eve. I wish they did the same for 4th of July. |
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| Author: | Snaxocaster [ Mon Jul 04, 2011 3:16 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: HAPPY MOTHERFUCKING BIRTHAY, AMERICA!! |
I could celebrate my freedumb as an Amurrican by opening fire upon the neighbor's dog. That would be both American and productive. 
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| Author: | chris_d [ Mon Jul 04, 2011 7:43 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: HAPPY MOTHERFUCKING BIRTHAY, AMERICA!! |
AMERICA, I MADE YOU A BIRTHDAY CAKE!  I HOPE YOU LIKE IT! IT WAS A LITTLE TOO HOT HERE TODAY TO DO NICE STRIPES, SO THEY GOT A LITTLE MESSED UP! I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND! ALSO I ONLY PUT NINE STRIPES INSTEAD OF THIRTEEN FOR THE COLONIES, BUT THAT IS BECAUSE I DON'T COUNT DELAWARE, MARYLAND, GEORGIA, OR CONNECTICUT! (ALSO, I DIDN'T MIX ENOUGH RED ICING.) HAPPY BIRTHDAY AMERICA! YOU SHOULD BOMB SOMEONE TO CELEBRATE! |
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| Author: | Snaxocaster [ Mon Jul 04, 2011 8:24 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: HAPPY MOTHERFUCKING BIRTHAY, AMERICA!! |
What flavour of caek? |
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| Author: | chris_d [ Mon Jul 04, 2011 8:34 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: HAPPY MOTHERFUCKING BIRTHAY, AMERICA!! |
IT IS CHOCOCAKE. MAINLY BECAUSE THE LAST BIRTHDAY WAS A YELLOWCAKE. I WANTED TO DO A CHOCOCOFFEE JOBBER, BUT THERE IS NO WAY TO COFFEE UP THE ICING UP AND ALSO DYE IT. HMM. UNLESS I WENT FOR A SEPIA TONE SORT OF CAKE. MAYBE NEXT YEAR! WOOOOO! BIRTHDAY CAKE! |
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| Author: | Snaxocaster [ Mon Jul 04, 2011 8:40 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: HAPPY MOTHERFUCKING BIRTHAY, AMERICA!! |
For next year, a sepia-tone portrait of whomever was president 100 years ago... which means William Howard Taft. How appropriate for desserts.
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| Author: | torgeot [ Mon Jul 04, 2011 9:56 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: HAPPY MOTHERFUCKING BIRTHAY, AMERICA!! |
I went to Sagamore Hill (Teddy R's house) and saw some reenactment of the Rough Rider sabering up some cabbages like they were heads. And the Teddy R impersonator was there, he does the full on inpersonationingering with the BULLY! and official Teddy hand gestures.. all that , my kids made Teddy masks and shit.. only excited them because they saw him in Night at the Museum, I asked dude about zombies, but he claims to not have been involved in any zombie deaths.... |
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| Author: | chris_d [ Mon Jul 04, 2011 10:14 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: HAPPY MOTHERFUCKING BIRTHAY, AMERICA!! |
He would of course deny any involvement in the zombie genocides. If they ever get their shit together legally, he will most likely be up for warcrimes trials. Lucky for him, no lawyer has yet survived the first consultation meeting. |
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| Author: | Snaxocaster [ Mon Jul 04, 2011 10:15 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: HAPPY MOTHERFUCKING BIRTHAY, AMERICA!! |
That you asked T.R. about zombies is glorious. |
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| Author: | chris_d [ Mon Jul 04, 2011 10:22 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: HAPPY MOTHERFUCKING BIRTHAY, AMERICA!! |
Also: this America Cake is delicious. I added a little orange flavoring to the buttercream, and it was, as it always is, a good idea. Just a teensy bit, subtle; too much and it fights with the vanilla biz. It is nice with the chococake. Reminds me slightly of brownies that my mom used to make with icing derived from Tang on 'em. Shit sounds weird, but is fantastiswell 170%. |
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| Author: | torgeot [ Mon Jul 04, 2011 10:24 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: HAPPY MOTHERFUCKING BIRTHAY, AMERICA!! |
dude said he was an impersonator, but I knoes he was REALLY ZOMBIE T.R. RISEN FROM THE GRAVE. I'm all for equal rights, so I thought bulleting him in his noggin would just not be right. also that kaeck sound descrumptious |
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| Author: | GnarlySheen [ Tue Jul 05, 2011 4:17 am ] |
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| Author: | Unstrung [ Tue Jul 05, 2011 4:24 pm ] |
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| Author: | Devtron [ Tue Jul 05, 2011 4:27 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: HAPPY MOTHERFUCKING BIRTHAY, AMERICA!! |
It can never be unseen. |
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| Author: | Snaxocaster [ Tue Jul 05, 2011 4:28 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: HAPPY MOTHERFUCKING BIRTHAY, AMERICA!! |
Did they seriously spell Phoenix like that?  There's a place off the interstate in Pennsylvania that sells "Fireworks And Karate Supplies" |
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| Author: | Devtron [ Tue Jul 05, 2011 4:32 pm ] | |||||||||
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I read that as:
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| Author: | Snaxocaster [ Tue Jul 05, 2011 4:38 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: HAPPY MOTHERFUCKING BIRTHAY, AMERICA!! |
More or less. Get some nunchucks, tape some M80s to 'em, and bam! Instant party. |
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| Author: | torgeot [ Tue Jul 05, 2011 7:35 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: HAPPY MOTHERFUCKING BIRTHAY, AMERICA!! |
fuck... I lol'd IRL 2x |
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