Selling my old Zoom Bass 607:

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Me: (This is true too)


Him:

Fukin CL clowns. Well played dev.

Wat a toolbox.



Srsly. There's been some used Epiphones on my local CL lately where they're asking at minimum $50 more than I could buy them new from any guitar store all day long.

Also, haggling over cheap stuff is ass. There is a difference between that or total lowballing and making a reasonable "I'll pick it up after work, cash in hand" offer within the normal going range of something that someone would probably bite on to move the thing. Also, "price is firm", "no trades" and the like mean exactly that. And read the ads and stop asking if the clearly-labeled MIM Fender is MIA. Craigslist Crackhead Of The Day is not an unheard of e-mail exchange between my geekpeeps.

Or the dudes who sell used MG 100 HDFX half stacks for 500 dollars.

Ill trade you $400 and a Marshall MG100HDFX
Lemme tell you this head has:
*Fender cleans
*JCM 800 crunch
*Triple Recto tones if you scoop it
*5150 tones if you, jk, it doesn't suck that bad
*Does death metal with no boost
*Tone has been described as: creamy, thick, juicy, tangy, even pineapple
*Power cord included
*Dimebag Darrell used a solid state, you think you're better than Dimebag? The guys dead have some respect"

Pineapple is like the best shit ever. There's a bigass pineapple in my kitchen right now. No power cord, though, no strap and no new strings.

If my tone was pineapple...

Sold it for $35 this afternoon