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| Author: | Devtron [ Sun Jul 17, 2011 9:53 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Fire truck pulls up at work .... |
Fireman: "Are you guys having any problems with your alarms, or reports of smoke in your hotel." Me: *poker face* "Uh, no definitely not." Fireman: "OK, well we had a report at the [hotel up the street] and they said maybe it was you guys. Do you have six floors?" Me: "No, just five." Fireman: "Oh, OK well it can't be you, the report said it was on the sixth or eighth floor." As he walks out all I can think is, "Somewhere, there is a hotel on fire and no one is coming." |
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| Author: | Snaxocaster [ Sun Jul 17, 2011 11:14 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Fire truck pulls up at work .... |
It was definitely not the seventh floor; this he seems sure of. |
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| Author: | torgeot [ Mon Jul 18, 2011 8:08 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Fire truck pulls up at work .... |
hmmm, well if they went door-to-door at the hotels in your area, there couldn't be very many, right?... it's not like it's a touristy area or anything... let's see *googles Murtle Beech* *google suggests Myrtle Beach*  Next time they may want an address or something |
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| Author: | Devtron [ Mon Jul 18, 2011 12:22 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Fire truck pulls up at work .... |
http://maps.google.com/maps?q=hotels+in ... a&t=h&z=13 |
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| Author: | GnarlySheen [ Mon Jul 18, 2011 10:49 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Fire truck pulls up at work .... |
Hows the surf lookin out the font door of your hotel? |
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| Author: | Broseidon [ Mon Jul 18, 2011 11:36 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Fire truck pulls up at work .... |
It's looking like 6 foot overheads, brah. |
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| Author: | Devtron [ Tue Jul 19, 2011 4:13 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Fire truck pulls up at work .... |
Surf here sucks balls. |
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| Author: | Snaxocaster [ Tue Jul 19, 2011 8:51 am ] | |||||||||
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Serfs there suck your balls. |
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| Author: | chris_d [ Tue Jul 19, 2011 12:35 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Fire truck pulls up at work .... |
Total Fireman Fun Time Prank. On slow days, they just cruise around all lights&sirens'd-up and randomly stop someplace and try to give the dood behind the counter heart problems. I mean: that is what i would do if i was a fireman. That can be one slow-ass motherfucking job. |
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| Author: | chris_d [ Tue Jul 19, 2011 12:38 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Fire truck pulls up at work .... |
Alternately: the thing they make the New Guy do on his first shift as part of a series of elaborate hazing rituals. |
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| Author: | chris_d [ Tue Jul 19, 2011 12:40 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Fire truck pulls up at work .... |
I mean, it is easy enough to count how many floors a building has(if it is only five to eight) from, like, outside, sitting in the fire truck... Especially if you are in the business of firefighting, where it is a skillset that could be expected to fall into use quite frequently? |
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| Author: | Devtron [ Tue Jul 19, 2011 1:21 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Fire truck pulls up at work .... |
The other fireman went to the other 15 story building next door, so who knows really. It was definitely ... strange, to say the least. |
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