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Devtron
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 Fire truck pulls up at work .... Fireman: "Are you guys having any problems with your alarms, or reports of smoke in your hotel."
Me: *poker face* "Uh, no definitely not."
Fireman: "OK, well we had a report at the [hotel up the street] and they said maybe it was you guys. Do you have six floors?"
Me: "No, just five."
Fireman: "Oh, OK well it can't be you, the report said it was on the sixth or eighth floor."
As he walks out all I can think is, "Somewhere, there is a hotel on fire and no one is coming."
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Snaxocaster
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Re: Fire truck pulls up at work .... It was definitely not the seventh floor; this he seems sure of.
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torgeot
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Re: Fire truck pulls up at work .... hmmm, well if they went door-to-door at the hotels in your area, there couldn't be very many, right?... it's not like it's a touristy area or anything... let's see *googles Murtle Beech* *google suggests Myrtle Beach*  Next time they may want an address or something
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Devtron
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Re: Fire truck pulls up at work ....
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GnarlySheen
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Re: Fire truck pulls up at work .... Hows the surf lookin out the font door of your hotel?
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Broseidon
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Re: Fire truck pulls up at work .... It's looking like 6 foot overheads, brah.
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Devtron
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Re: Fire truck pulls up at work .... Surf here sucks balls.
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Snaxocaster
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Re: Fire truck pulls up at work .... Serfs there suck your balls.
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chris_d
Winston Wolf
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Re: Fire truck pulls up at work .... Total Fireman Fun Time Prank.
On slow days, they just cruise around all lights&sirens'd-up and randomly stop someplace and try to give the dood behind the counter heart problems.
I mean: that is what i would do if i was a fireman. That can be one slow-ass motherfucking job.
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chris_d
Winston Wolf
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Re: Fire truck pulls up at work .... Alternately: the thing they make the New Guy do on his first shift as part of a series of elaborate hazing rituals.
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chris_d
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Re: Fire truck pulls up at work .... I mean, it is easy enough to count how many floors a building has(if it is only five to eight) from, like, outside, sitting in the fire truck...
Especially if you are in the business of firefighting, where it is a skillset that could be expected to fall into use quite frequently?
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Devtron
Best Supporting Actress
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Re: Fire truck pulls up at work .... The other fireman went to the other 15 story building next door, so who knows really. It was definitely ... strange, to say the least.
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