'nother damn bot birfdae

He will have no brifdae wishes from me.

Maplifiers may be a progressive society, but I will not yet accept this robot scum as one of our own.

Who is smookel? Why are we wishing happy birthdays to people who dont post in hopes that they do? Fuk smookel and shove his birthday up his ass.

well that's a fine way to wish fellow maplitonians a birthday... I thought I taught you better manners than that.

Dicks tor, dicks.

That couldn't be average dick size, could it?

While rural areas often have multiple counties consolidated into a single district, every major municipality and greater metro area in the US has a Bureau Of Penile Measurements or equivalent. You didn't know this?

Rumor has it though that Alaskans have evolved massive girth to protect themselves against the cold.

True, I once worked at the NY BPM, got hands on experience.

I really doubt that the average peen in Washington DC is seven and a half inches.

That's not factually accurate, it really can't be.
Not unless those areas have like, the biggest dicks in the world.

Do you know how many politicians are in Washington DC at any given point in time? Ergo, biggest dicks in the world.

That's a pretty logical conclusion to come to.

Also, outside of those areas are scary black people with guns. It's even illustrated by the color of the penis on the chart.

Note the frigid blue Alaskan Johnson and the whiteboy Massive Member as well.

Frigid Blue Alaskan John sounds like a song name to me.

If there is one thing that doods are always up for discussing, it is relative cock sizes.

This is a highbrow forum, so the discussion includes a graph.

It would be even better if that diagram was done properly to scale so that it was even clearer that it only depicts a difference of a little more than an inch. That would be a good diagram, just like... three dicks and a ruler.

Because, if there is anything that doods like more than comparing dick sizes, it has got to be: looking at images of dicks.

Three Dicks And A Ruler.