'nother damn bot birfdae
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| Author: | torgeot [ Tue Jul 26, 2011 2:32 pm ] |
| Post subject: | britdya seazon - Hapye Brifdea Smookel |
'nother damn bot birfdae
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| Author: | Unstrung [ Tue Jul 26, 2011 4:03 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: britdya seazon - Hapye Brifdea Smookel |
He will have no brifdae wishes from me. Maplifiers may be a progressive society, but I will not yet accept this robot scum as one of our own. |
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| Author: | GnarlySheen [ Tue Jul 26, 2011 8:32 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: britdya seazon - Hapye Brifdea Smookel |
Who is smookel? Why are we wishing happy birthdays to people who dont post in hopes that they do? Fuk smookel and shove his birthday up his ass. 
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| Author: | torgeot [ Tue Jul 26, 2011 10:03 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: britdya seazon - Hapye Brifdea Smookel |
well that's a fine way to wish fellow maplitonians a birthday... I thought I taught you better manners than that. 
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| Author: | GnarlySheen [ Tue Jul 26, 2011 10:23 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: britdya seazon - Hapye Brifdea Smookel |
Dicks tor, dicks. |
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| Author: | torgeot [ Wed Jul 27, 2011 8:41 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: britdya seazon - Hapye Brifdea Smookel |
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| Author: | Broseidon [ Wed Jul 27, 2011 7:53 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: britdya seazon - Hapye Brifdea Smookel |
That couldn't be average dick size, could it? |
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| Author: | Snaxocaster [ Thu Jul 28, 2011 8:49 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: britdya seazon - Hapye Brifdea Smookel |
While rural areas often have multiple counties consolidated into a single district, every major municipality and greater metro area in the US has a Bureau Of Penile Measurements or equivalent. You didn't know this? Rumor has it though that Alaskans have evolved massive girth to protect themselves against the cold. |
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| Author: | torgeot [ Thu Jul 28, 2011 10:46 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: britdya seazon - Hapye Brifdea Smookel |
True, I once worked at the NY BPM, got hands on experience. 
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| Author: | Unstrung [ Thu Jul 28, 2011 4:02 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: britdya seazon - Hapye Brifdea Smookel |
I really doubt that the average peen in Washington DC is seven and a half inches. |
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| Author: | Broseidon [ Thu Jul 28, 2011 10:56 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: britdya seazon - Hapye Brifdea Smookel |
That's not factually accurate, it really can't be. Not unless those areas have like, the biggest dicks in the world. |
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| Author: | Snaxocaster [ Thu Jul 28, 2011 11:00 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: britdya seazon - Hapye Brifdea Smookel |
Do you know how many politicians are in Washington DC at any given point in time? Ergo, biggest dicks in the world. |
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| Author: | Broseidon [ Thu Jul 28, 2011 11:08 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: britdya seazon - Hapye Brifdea Smookel |
That's a pretty logical conclusion to come to.  Also, outside of those areas are scary black people with guns. It's even illustrated by the color of the penis on the chart. |
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| Author: | Snaxocaster [ Thu Jul 28, 2011 11:14 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: britdya seazon - Hapye Brifdea Smookel |
Note the frigid blue Alaskan Johnson and the whiteboy Massive Member as well.
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| Author: | Broseidon [ Thu Jul 28, 2011 11:19 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: britdya seazon - Hapye Brifdea Smookel |
Frigid Blue Alaskan John sounds like a song name to me. |
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| Author: | chris_d [ Thu Jul 28, 2011 11:42 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: britdya seazon - Hapye Brifdea Smookel |
If there is one thing that doods are always up for discussing, it is relative cock sizes.
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| Author: | Snaxocaster [ Fri Jul 29, 2011 12:02 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: britdya seazon - Hapye Brifdea Smookel |
This is a highbrow forum, so the discussion includes a graph. 
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| Author: | chris_d [ Fri Jul 29, 2011 12:14 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: britdya seazon - Hapye Brifdea Smookel |
It would be even better if that diagram was done properly to scale so that it was even clearer that it only depicts a difference of a little more than an inch. That would be a good diagram, just like... three dicks and a ruler. Because, if there is anything that doods like more than comparing dick sizes, it has got to be: looking at images of dicks. 
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| Author: | Broseidon [ Fri Jul 29, 2011 1:13 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: britdya seazon - Hapye Brifdea Smookel |
Three Dicks And A Ruler. |
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