Maplifiers
http://maplifiers.net/forum/

Gentlemen.. Meet Earl The Squirrel.
http://maplifiers.net/forum/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=1974		 Page 1 of 1
Author:  Broseidon [ Thu Aug 11, 2011 12:44 am ]
Post subject:  Gentlemen.. Meet Earl The Squirrel.
Image
Author:  GnarlySheen [ Thu Aug 11, 2011 2:17 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Gentlemen.. Meet Earl The Squirrel.
I dont understand how you have a beard like that before me.
Author:  Broseidon [ Thu Aug 11, 2011 2:20 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Gentlemen.. Meet Earl The Squirrel.
You're more concerned about that then the dead squirrel on my shoulder?

Also, I attribute it to BIGDICKPLAAAAAYA status.
Author:  Unstrung [ Thu Aug 11, 2011 2:31 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Gentlemen.. Meet Earl The Squirrel.
So you've been promoted from squirrel chaser to...?
Author:  GnarlySheen [ Thu Aug 11, 2011 2:42 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Gentlemen.. Meet Earl The Squirrel.
Squirrel killer and rapist.
Author:  Broseidon [ Thu Aug 11, 2011 3:00 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Gentlemen.. Meet Earl The Squirrel.
To be fair, the squirrel killed itself.
Author:  Snaxocaster [ Thu Aug 11, 2011 4:52 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Gentlemen.. Meet Earl The Squirrel.
Broseidon wrote:
To be fair, the squirrel killed itself.


Okay, how did said rodent manage to score an Own Goal?

Also, what have you done/are planning to do with said former critter?
Author:  torgeot [ Thu Aug 11, 2011 8:27 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Gentlemen.. Meet Earl The Squirrel.
Snaxocaster wrote:

Also, what have you done/are planning to do with said former critter?

sammich!
Author:  Snaxocaster [ Thu Aug 11, 2011 8:52 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Gentlemen.. Meet Earl The Squirrel.
Works as well as anything else. When in doubt, make a sammich out of it.

What have I got kicking around? Hmm... some venus flytraps, half a walrus, loaf of rye bread left there two years ago by [one's ex/former roomate/person who lived there prior], and for condiments I have... some synthetic motor oil and a bottle of bleach.

:idea: SAMMICH!
Author:  metalfanat1c [ Thu Aug 11, 2011 3:58 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Gentlemen.. Meet Earl The Squirrel.
Dextron/Mercon III transmission fluid is much tastier than synthetic engine oil. :nods:
Author:  Devtron [ Thu Aug 11, 2011 4:36 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Gentlemen.. Meet Earl The Squirrel.
That Strange Addictions show had an episode about this (black) girl who bathed in bleach daily.







I could see her eating a motor oil sammich.
Author:  Snaxocaster [ Thu Aug 11, 2011 4:39 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Gentlemen.. Meet Earl The Squirrel.
Chemical burns FUN WOW! :D :dance: :love:

Sweet pissing Christ ouch.
Author:  Devtron [ Thu Aug 11, 2011 4:44 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Gentlemen.. Meet Earl The Squirrel.
She supposedly likes the smell.
Author:  Broseidon [ Thu Aug 11, 2011 11:07 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Gentlemen.. Meet Earl The Squirrel.
It committed suicide when it ran up a power line pole and hit a transformer. :lol:

At first we thought the noise was fuggin' cannon going off (we work on a military base) but soon found this guy at the bottom of the pole.
Author:  GnarlySheen [ Fri Aug 12, 2011 12:40 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Gentlemen.. Meet Earl The Squirrel.
so you picked it up and put it on your body.
Author:  Unstrung [ Fri Aug 12, 2011 1:16 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Gentlemen.. Meet Earl The Squirrel.
No chasing required
Author:  Broseidon [ Fri Aug 12, 2011 1:27 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Gentlemen.. Meet Earl The Squirrel.
It was put on my body. I didn't take this of myself, there were 5 people around me as this went down. It was a group effort.
Author:  torgeot [ Fri Aug 12, 2011 8:14 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Gentlemen.. Meet Earl The Squirrel.
One Squirrel, lettuce, tomato, with mayo, salt and pepper, on whole wheat please. Oh, and a side of cole slaw. Thanks
Author:  teh_bleeding [ Sun Aug 14, 2011 10:41 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Gentlemen.. Meet Earl The Squirrel.
dude, what do you do that requires you to work on a military base?

that is, if you don't mind me asking. It has to be a sweet job if they let you keep the beard.
Author:  Broseidon [ Mon Aug 15, 2011 2:21 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Gentlemen.. Meet Earl The Squirrel.
teh_bleeding wrote:
dude, what do you do that requires you to work on a military base?

that is, if you don't mind me asking. It has to be a sweet job if they let you keep the beard.


Oh, I merely work construction on the military base. We are renovating the exterior (applying the EIFS system to concrete walls) of military housing here on Ft. Wainwright military base. Bitches can't fuck with this facial hair, mang.
Page 1 of 1 All times are UTC - 5 hours [ DST ]
Powered by phpBB © 2000, 2002, 2005, 2007 phpBB Group
http://www.phpbb.com/