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Author:  Devtron [ Fri Aug 12, 2011 10:01 pm ]
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Available Funds:

Checking - $22.fucked
Credit - $17.inyourass















For some reason my bills all aligned in the worst possible way this month. It is my GF's birthday tomorrow, shit just got real.

Author:  Bass_Destroyer [ Fri Aug 12, 2011 10:04 pm ]
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Time to hit up the dollar store.

Author:  Devtron [ Fri Aug 12, 2011 10:05 pm ]
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I'm actually going to sell some drugs.

Kinda wish I was kidding about that.

:red:

Author:  Devtron [ Fri Aug 12, 2011 10:07 pm ]
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Thank BELT wine is cheap and effective.

Author:  Broseidon [ Sat Aug 13, 2011 1:48 am ]
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Sell me drugs.

Author:  Snaxocaster [ Sat Aug 13, 2011 5:16 am ]
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Wine is cheap and effective. Also tasty. I am drinking some right now. :beer: BELT be praised. :isay:

Broseidon wrote:
Sell me drugs.


I am going to assume he said this in a pirate voice and is asking you to sell his drugs instead of your own. As in, "Yarr! Sell me drugs." :cop:

Also, if you're going that route, some lidocaine, ephedrine and crushed-up caffeine pills will take you far. Cut meth with it and sell it as blow. :red: I take no responsibility for what happens to you if you go there. :mob:

Alternately, Sea Monkeys and the little capsules with the foam dinosaurs in them. :snax:

Author:  chris_d [ Sat Aug 13, 2011 10:53 am ]
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I am soooo fucked up on foam dinosaurs right now.



Also: $39 is Practically Hobo Affluent. :cop:


You could build a cardboard mansion for that much scratch.

Author:  torgeot [ Sat Aug 13, 2011 11:24 am ]
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My checking account was at $46 on thursday. With the amount of money I make that should not happen. Of course having 2 kids and a chick taking care of them does not make you more money... also while taxes and cost of living is on the rise, somehow we have had a pay freeze for 3 years at work. That does not help.

Author:  Broseidon [ Sat Aug 13, 2011 2:33 pm ]
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Looks like Barb is getting delicious potatoes for her birthday!

Author:  GnarlySheen [ Sat Aug 13, 2011 3:36 pm ]
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Pull the credit card out.

Author:  Devtron [ Sat Aug 13, 2011 5:59 pm ]
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Sold drugs, now I have $20 in cash for boozing tonight.

I can make that work.

Author:  teh_bleeding [ Sun Aug 14, 2011 10:42 pm ]
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holy crap i feel lucky. I actually have enough money after rent and car insurance. Though when february comes around and nvidia releases the new graphics cards, i'm going to be out 800$.

Ps anybody want a gtx 480 when that happens? :lol:

Devin, get your shiz together. Your house is sexy, you can't be a hobo in a sexy house.

Author:  Devtron [ Tue Aug 16, 2011 4:12 pm ]
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My hobo status will be revoked on Thursday when I get paid.

It will be a good day. :huzzah:

Now to drink!

Author:  Snaxocaster [ Tue Aug 16, 2011 4:16 pm ]
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Whatchu drankin'? Thunderbird? Mad Dog 20/20? Night Train? Prison hooch?

I think you should start a meth lab.

Author:  Devtron [ Tue Aug 16, 2011 5:07 pm ]
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Gallo Family Pinot Grigio and Yuengling.


I'm so classy.

Author:  Unstrung [ Wed Aug 17, 2011 1:05 pm ]
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If it weren't for the comfort and privilege I enjoy with my family I too would be hobo status. As of now all I haz is debts to my sugar momma.

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