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Broseidon
Walrus meat
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 Gentlemen.. Meet Earl The Squirrel.
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GnarlySheen
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Re: Gentlemen.. Meet Earl The Squirrel. I dont understand how you have a beard like that before me.
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Broseidon
Walrus meat
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Re: Gentlemen.. Meet Earl The Squirrel. You're more concerned about that then the dead squirrel on my shoulder?
Also, I attribute it to BIGDICKPLAAAAAYA status.
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Unstrung
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Re: Gentlemen.. Meet Earl The Squirrel. So you've been promoted from squirrel chaser to...?
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GnarlySheen
Jeremiah Johnson
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Re: Gentlemen.. Meet Earl The Squirrel. Squirrel killer and rapist.
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Broseidon
Walrus meat
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Re: Gentlemen.. Meet Earl The Squirrel. To be fair, the squirrel killed itself.
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Snaxocaster
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Re: Gentlemen.. Meet Earl The Squirrel. Okay, how did said rodent manage to score an Own Goal? Also, what have you done/are planning to do with said former critter?
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torgeot
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Re: Gentlemen.. Meet Earl The Squirrel.
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Snaxocaster
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Re: Gentlemen.. Meet Earl The Squirrel. Works as well as anything else. When in doubt, make a sammich out of it. What have I got kicking around? Hmm... some venus flytraps, half a walrus, loaf of rye bread left there two years ago by [one's ex/former roomate/person who lived there prior], and for condiments I have... some synthetic motor oil and a bottle of bleach.  SAMMICH!
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metalfanat1c
The Cream Of The Crop
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Re: Gentlemen.. Meet Earl The Squirrel. Dextron/Mercon III transmission fluid is much tastier than synthetic engine oil. 
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Devtron
Best Supporting Actress
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Re: Gentlemen.. Meet Earl The Squirrel. That Strange Addictions show had an episode about this (black) girl who bathed in bleach daily.
I could see her eating a motor oil sammich.
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Snaxocaster
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Re: Gentlemen.. Meet Earl The Squirrel. Chemical burns FUN WOW!    Sweet pissing Christ ouch.
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Devtron
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Re: Gentlemen.. Meet Earl The Squirrel. She supposedly likes the smell.
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Broseidon
Walrus meat
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Re: Gentlemen.. Meet Earl The Squirrel. It committed suicide when it ran up a power line pole and hit a transformer.  At first we thought the noise was fuggin' cannon going off (we work on a military base) but soon found this guy at the bottom of the pole.
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GnarlySheen
Jeremiah Johnson
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Re: Gentlemen.. Meet Earl The Squirrel. so you picked it up and put it on your body.
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Unstrung
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Re: Gentlemen.. Meet Earl The Squirrel. No chasing required
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Broseidon
Walrus meat
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Re: Gentlemen.. Meet Earl The Squirrel. It was put on my body. I didn't take this of myself, there were 5 people around me as this went down. It was a group effort.
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torgeot
Winston Wolf
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Re: Gentlemen.. Meet Earl The Squirrel. One Squirrel, lettuce, tomato, with mayo, salt and pepper, on whole wheat please. Oh, and a side of cole slaw. Thanks
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teh_bleeding
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Re: Gentlemen.. Meet Earl The Squirrel. dude, what do you do that requires you to work on a military base?
that is, if you don't mind me asking. It has to be a sweet job if they let you keep the beard.
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Broseidon
Walrus meat
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Re: Gentlemen.. Meet Earl The Squirrel. Oh, I merely work construction on the military base. We are renovating the exterior (applying the EIFS system to concrete walls) of military housing here on Ft. Wainwright military base. Bitches can't fuck with this facial hair, mang.
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