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Moving right along... (With The Imminent Robot Apocalypse) 
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IBM Produces First 'Brain Chips'.

Yup, fucked.

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It seems the countdown has begun. 2012 theorist, damn you!

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Just wait until they combine it with that!


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That is awesome, as i mentioned to the dood that sent me the link originally, really, they just need to combine those two, with these two:

Robots Develop Language To 'Talk' To Each Other.

Laser Gun Tested On US Navy Ship In Pacific Ocean.

And that should pretty much be that. :idea:



Oh, the last thing they will need is a taste for human blood. That would about complete the package.

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Just wait until they combine it with that!

That is some Starcraft shit.

The eyebot = Overlords.

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It's Alive! Space Station's Humanoid Robot Awake.

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Programmable Sheet Can Fold Itself Into Origami Robot.

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Finally, a potential weak link:

Robots Aren't Good At Talking To Themselves.

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Oh shit, i take it back.

These fuckers are complete geniuses.

We are right back to being doomed again.


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Humans = boned. Which isn't necessarily a bad thing all around.

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oh fuck. Best conversation I've witnessed in at least 3-4 weeks.

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Wow.

Those two were total dicks to each other. They really need to bang it out.

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Digital Monkeys With Typewriters Recreate Shakespeare.

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One step closer to building the militarized robotic panther:

http://www.boston.com/lifestyle/green/g ... he_ph.html

Fuckyeah.

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I seem to recall it being posted in some form before, but a friend just reminded me of it, and it is still terrifying anyhow:



We both agreed, the best part is where the guy - excitedly and as if it was a positive thing - talks about how the suit will be autonomous and even without a soldier in it, will go off and "do things".

You know, like commit the enslavement of and genocide against, the human race.

:idea:

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Reminds me very much of the suit Ripley has in Aliens. 'Get your hands off her you bitch!'

And yes, the implications are wonderfully terrifying. :mexican:

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Self-Healing Electronic Chip Tests May Aid Space Travel.

(Also may aid the development of indestructible cyborgs.)

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