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The one at 1:40 is extra special.

Not creepy at all.

Really.

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the thing in the head is the hole to put your phone? Wow.


really.


wow

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The designer is just creepy enough too. Clearly just trying to sound not-crazy enough just long enough so that he can get funding for his true goal, a properly fuckable cellphone.

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yes, I noticed they kept going on about the number of vibrators in the thing. I'm imagining he will be looking to do something like this with one of his pillowy things (NSFW) http://www.realtouch.com

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I was thinking he is probably on about a bit more like something like this: ALSO NSFW.

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Not Overtly Menacing, But I Am Sure That The Technology Will Find A Dark Side For Itself.

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That is what i am saying, the thing will come around. I would guess that each few miles per hour represents a new technological balance/reaction hurdle for them, but that at a certain point they will just be able to figure out some Science shit that will allow the thing to catch and dismantle on the fly, a fleeing modern race motorcycle. The only downside i can see is when the state police start using them to chase and dismember general speeders in lieu of the traditional radar traps and tickets method. On the upside, driving too fast is about to get a lot more interesting.

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With the population on the rise, and it seems to be population of fucking idiots, I would gladly see robo-cheetah trackdown and hunt speeders. Generally I speed, but I am also smart enough to not get caught. On the other hand, I'm thinking mandatory IQ tests with possibility of death with low score seems like a fine idea.

I can not take hearing of Honey Boo Boo or Obama phone any more. Did you guys hear of the Obama phone chick? fuck I could easily kill.....

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Maybe they could be reprogrammed to hunt just the general populace. You know, just like moving a terrifying technologically advanced version of a bit of the Sahara into our urban areas. Pop out of Duane Reade and one of these electrocheetahs is crouched behind a bus stop scanning for the slow and weak. Maybe they could be programmed to hunt only the stupid?

The added upside, is that those of us who are prone to do stupid things from time to time, could perhaps get some exercise in as a side effect. Maybe do a little Teddy R. style hunting?

I am now struck by the thought that i kind of want the head of one of these robots on a plaque over a fireplace.

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The little one rocking out and working the hihat is the best. :huzzah:

An aside, Motorhead are such a fine rock band.

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http://www.businessinsider.com/japanese ... out-2013-2

They went and named it HAL.

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And its made by cyberdyne no less!


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We're boned.

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'Mantis:' The Monster-Sized Hexapod Robot.

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