David Fucking Bowie

Leslie West was pretty large

No doubt, he was massive.



It probably also helped him out in that perception, that he looked more than a bit like Andre the Giant...

Oh snap, we are going to need to have a lard-off!

The challenger:


The current incumbent:


I dunno, i think Leslie might still have it locked down.

Dumble-door

Ohfuck. I just swapped the pickguard out on my tele and now it looks like Alexander Dumble's!

I am already a reclusive asshole.

Does that mean i am going to start gaining weight?

Only if you require clients to prove their skill before you will build something for them.

Post script, how awesomely terrible is that last Leslie West shot?

"Aw fuck. Someone left half a twinkie on the dang stage. That shit is mine naow."

That may be the only aspect of that superdouche's business model that i genuinely enjoy.

It is quite an awesome expression. It makes me think "Oh shit, that's a guitar down there! No wonder I couldn't find Cupcake Wars on tv last night."

It is pretty solid methodology. "You want what? Entertain me and we shall see..." He's a bit like Jabba the Hutt.

I wonder if he has a Rancor.

Check under the couch.

I think the tubster in Bowling For Soup may have Mr West beat actually

The Misfats got him beat, i think:

they had potential.

The top of the scales though, would have to be Poison Idea. They are said to have weighed in the region of 1300 lbs total. And probably half that was just Pig Champion.

Whose fucking name was Pig Champion.

There don't seem to be any pictures of him at full size though...


Probably thankfully.

This picture is historic.

This dude is substantially larger.



Im sure you will all hate that.