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POLL: Robust Clubhook Squid.
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Author:  Snaxocaster [ Thu Oct 20, 2011 2:09 am ]
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Author:  torgeot [ Thu Oct 20, 2011 8:51 am ]
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My only trouble with a large squid is, how is this bitch gonna fuck with a landlubber? If we can modify this squid with some wheels, then we are gold. Until then I see it as a slug, put some salt on it and it's useless on land.



Another problem, squid looks a bit too much like a peener. Imagine the names this bastard was called in school..... Could make him tougher, but hmmm, not sure if he looks threatening enough when most gay would just say in a breathy voice... "Hey Daddy...."
Author:  torgeot [ Thu Oct 20, 2011 8:56 am ]
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OH FUCK I MAY HAVE SPOKEN TOO SOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




















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Author:  El-Todgo [ Thu Oct 20, 2011 9:33 am ]
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Option D. Fear my girth.
Author:  Unstrung [ Thu Oct 20, 2011 2:35 pm ]
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Love squids and octopi. :huzzah:
Author:  Snaxocaster [ Thu Oct 20, 2011 4:41 pm ]
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Fear the tentacle. :rawk: (Band name? :lol: )


Bigass-squid will raep your face. :mad:
Author:  knope [ Mon Oct 24, 2011 6:08 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: POLL: Robust Clubhook Squid.
While squids are pretty cool, they get pwnd too hard by sperm whales. Lazers and armor would make them unstoppable though...
Author:  Snaxocaster [ Mon Oct 24, 2011 6:33 pm ]
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The sperm whale is a pretty schinfty critter. It has, like, sonic stun beam apparatus in its Largest Nose In The Animal Kingdom. Which it uses to blast its fave-o-rite prey- bigass squids. (Which themselves like to whale the tar out of bigass fish.)

That being said, bigass squids Image raep your head and you wind up looking like this guy:

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So I try to avoid them whenever possible.
Author:  knope [ Mon Oct 24, 2011 9:38 pm ]
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The squid-whale battle is similar to the mongoose-cobra... its too 50-50 to commit to one side over the other. As a building platform though, the squid is much more solid and requires less upgrades to become unstoppable.

Even battle, squids are just unreliable.
Author:  Snaxocaster [ Mon Oct 24, 2011 10:06 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: POLL: Robust Clubhook Squid.
The whale has a much greater inherent operating cost. It's a solid, proven long-term performer. The squid is more maneuverable and requires less maintenance, and would likely be easier to trick out. The whale's an excellent beast, but it may already be close to its potential without severe re-engineering รก la the Mechanical Pachyderm. It already has a sonic blast weapon that can stun a giant squid or shark long enough for the whale to nom it.

Now, that's pretty impressive.

The whale itself... That's making me think perhaps it could or should emit some sort of electromagnetic pulse?

Another large squid, Taningia danae has a built-in strobe light.

Perhaps some sort of unholy squid/whale hybrid producing directed 230db sonic blasts, strobing on and off and emitting an electromagnetic pulse? Then truly we would rule the seas.
Author:  chris_d [ Mon Oct 24, 2011 10:11 pm ]
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I for one, fully support the development of this Sqwhaled beast. :huzzah:
Author:  Unstrung [ Mon Oct 24, 2011 11:52 pm ]
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Snaxocaster wrote:
The whale's an excellent beast, but it may already be close to its potential without severe re-engineering

You may be referring to gills
Author:  Snaxocaster [ Tue Oct 25, 2011 1:03 am ]
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I may. Bitches can already dive like two miles. I think the unholy union of whales and enormous squid could take care of that though.

Just the thing to rise up out of the deep, disable a submarine and eat the crew. :idea:
Author:  torgeot [ Tue Oct 25, 2011 7:44 am ]
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ok, but what if.....





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Author:  El-Todgo [ Tue Oct 25, 2011 10:21 am ]
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I like the new forum image but shall miss the old one :red:

Have any of you seen that show Terra Nova? It has dinosaurs in it, but it's also cheesy as hell in places.
Author:  knope [ Tue Oct 25, 2011 10:26 am ]
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El-Todgo wrote:
I like the new forum image but shall miss the old one :red:

Have any of you seen that show Terra Nova? It has dinosaurs in it, but it's also cheesy as hell in places.


I believe that the forum image is only for noir... Octobear still rules the world for another 6 days...
Author:  Stillborn [ Tue Oct 25, 2011 7:27 pm ]
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If I may interject with a couple pictures of bad-assery known as the vampire squid.

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Author:  Bass_Destroyer [ Tue Oct 25, 2011 8:47 pm ]
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What I'm interested in is if we can make tractor tire sized fried calamari out of it. :rawk:
Author:  Unstrung [ Wed Oct 26, 2011 9:22 pm ]
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http://www.orionmagazine.org/index.php/ ... ticle/6474

Just because tentacled cephalopods is a hot topic right now.
Author:  Sardocasm [ Wed Oct 26, 2011 10:35 pm ]
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Not a fan of ocean beasts. :red:
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