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torgeot
Winston Wolf
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 Addition for Beastiary Yay or Nay 
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torgeot
Winston Wolf
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Re: Addition for Beastiary BTW this came to me from a co-worker.
Subject: You usually like this weird shit....
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Re: Addition for Beastiary Eye lasers? Check. Large terrestrial (omnivorious, bee-resistant, shrugs off handgun rounds) predator? Check. Has wings? Check. Approved.  Boobs would just be disturbing; I am not into bears.  Possibly good for creeping the hell out of one's enemies.
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El-Todgo
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Re: Addition for Beastiary  I like that the lasers aren't just the standard green or red - yellow is a nice touch. Just need wing-mounted rockets. And maybe claws that shoot out then reel back in on wires.
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Winston Wolf
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Re: Addition for Beastiary Laser Eagle Bears? Fuck yes.
Put some tits on it, and i am pretty sure you'll have an ancient Egyptian god there.
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Re: Addition for Beastiary Or a rough approximation. I don't think they have bears there... Though they probably should, y'know? Desert needs moar bears. I am all for the introduction of things into environments they are not supposed to be in.
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Winston Wolf
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Re: Addition for Beastiary They probably didn't have airplanes or lightbulbs either, but both appear to be present in their paintings. The possession of some degree of anachronism/anatopism seems to simply be how the ancient Egyptians rolled.  As for desertbears, the concept is certainly alluring. Though i think they might need to have less hair for that to work well. Otherwise, the experiment would likely be fairly shortlived as each one dropped off due to heat exhaustion. Unllleeesss... they were to learn to dig, and live *under* the sands.... 
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Re: Addition for Beastiary Also, actually, this is probably close enough geographically, for a lasereaglebear with that kind of wingspan: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Syrian_brown_bear
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Re: Addition for Beastiary I am all for the hairless burrowing bear. We need more large dangerous animals to just burst out of the friggin' ground.
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Re: Addition for Beastiary Winged laser bear is met with roaring approval. Could you imagine such a foe swarming over your enemies flanks?
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Winston Wolf
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Re: Addition for Beastiary Fucking Polacks are ahead of our thinking...
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Re: Addition for Beastiary What they don't mention in the history books, unfortunately, is how fucking good his aim was.
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Re: Addition for Beastiary If those exist, we're all doomed.
DOOOOOOMED
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Re: Addition for Beastiary I am pretty sure I would shit my pantaloons if a huge fucking winged bear popped out of a spider trench in the ground and loomed over me before devouring me. Pretty sure.
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Re: Addition for Beastiary Someone just poasted this action vision version on HC:  It is pretty sweet.
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Re: Addition for Beastiary hahah I'm gonna see if I can shrink that down for an avatar, so awesome. edit - fuck yeah! If the animation starts to get annoying let me know and I'll revert back to the oldschool weird pink/white thing
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Winston Wolf
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Re: Addition for Beastiary How could that animation ever get annoying?
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