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Author:  torgeot [ Fri Oct 21, 2011 8:09 am ]
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Yay or Nay

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Author:  torgeot [ Fri Oct 21, 2011 8:10 am ]
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BTW this came to me from a co-worker.

Subject: You usually like this weird shit....
Author:  Snaxocaster [ Fri Oct 21, 2011 9:02 am ]
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Eye lasers? Check.

Large terrestrial (omnivorious, bee-resistant, shrugs off handgun rounds) predator? Check.

Has wings? Check.

Approved. :huzzah:

Boobs would just be disturbing; I am not into bears. :red: Possibly good for creeping the hell out of one's enemies.
Author:  El-Todgo [ Fri Oct 21, 2011 10:29 am ]
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torgeot wrote:
BTW this came to me from a co-worker.

Subject: You usually like this weird shit....


:lol:

I like that the lasers aren't just the standard green or red - yellow is a nice touch. Just need wing-mounted rockets. And maybe claws that shoot out then reel back in on wires.
Author:  chris_d [ Fri Oct 21, 2011 10:39 am ]
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Laser Eagle Bears? Fuck yes.

Put some tits on it, and i am pretty sure you'll have an ancient Egyptian god there.
Author:  Snaxocaster [ Fri Oct 21, 2011 10:47 am ]
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chris_d wrote:
Put some tits on it, and i am pretty sure you'll have an ancient Egyptian god there.


Or a rough approximation. I don't think they have bears there...

Though they probably should, y'know?

Desert needs moar bears. I am all for the introduction of things into environments they are not supposed to be in.
Author:  chris_d [ Fri Oct 21, 2011 11:02 am ]
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They probably didn't have airplanes or lightbulbs either, but both appear to be present in their paintings. The possession of some degree of anachronism/anatopism seems to simply be how the ancient Egyptians rolled. :idk:

As for desertbears, the concept is certainly alluring. Though i think they might need to have less hair for that to work well. Otherwise, the experiment would likely be fairly shortlived as each one dropped off due to heat exhaustion.

Unllleeesss... they were to learn to dig, and live *under* the sands.... :plot:
Author:  chris_d [ Fri Oct 21, 2011 11:12 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Addition for Beastiary
Also, actually, this is probably close enough geographically, for a lasereaglebear with that kind of wingspan:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Syrian_brown_bear
Author:  Snaxocaster [ Fri Oct 21, 2011 12:54 pm ]
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I am all for the hairless burrowing bear. We need more large dangerous animals to just burst out of the friggin' ground.
Author:  Bass_Destroyer [ Fri Oct 21, 2011 1:00 pm ]
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Winged laser bear is met with roaring approval. Could you imagine such a foe swarming over your enemies flanks?
Author:  torgeot [ Fri Oct 21, 2011 1:13 pm ]
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chris_d wrote:
Also, actually, this is probably close enough geographically, for a lasereaglebear with that kind of wingspan:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Syrian_brown_bear

Fucking Polacks are ahead of our thinking...

Quote:
Among the huge variety of troops serving at Monte Cassino, probably the strangest was a bear from Iran, called Wojtek. Raised by and enlisted into the 22nd Artillery Supply Company of the Polish II Corps, he carried artillery shells during the battle.
Author:  chris_d [ Fri Oct 21, 2011 1:52 pm ]
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What they don't mention in the history books, unfortunately, is how fucking good his aim was.
Author:  Stillborn [ Fri Oct 21, 2011 2:22 pm ]
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If those exist, we're all doomed.



DOOOOOOMED
Author:  Broseidon [ Fri Oct 21, 2011 2:42 pm ]
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I am pretty sure I would shit my pantaloons if a huge fucking winged bear popped out of a spider trench in the ground and loomed over me before devouring me. Pretty sure.
Author:  chris_d [ Sat Oct 22, 2011 12:12 pm ]
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Someone just poasted this action vision version on HC:

Image

It is pretty sweet.
Author:  El-Todgo [ Sat Oct 22, 2011 12:51 pm ]
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hahah I'm gonna see if I can shrink that down for an avatar, so awesome.

edit - fuck yeah! If the animation starts to get annoying let me know and I'll revert back to the oldschool weird pink/white thing :red:
Author:  chris_d [ Sat Oct 22, 2011 2:05 pm ]
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How could that animation ever get annoying?
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