Maximum trolling: http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1483293

There isn't just one word to describe Lulu, Metallica and Lou Reed's groundbreaking new album. For what I listened to the other night could not compare to anything else I've ever heard. So bold, so beautiful I thought to myself. I had comfortably wrapped myself with my favorite childhood quilt. There has never been a more perfect tribute to Frank Wedekind’s inspirational work until now. I have found new joy in Metallica and Lou Reed, and The View now seems to me a perfect miracle of cooperation and talent; it is absolutely contemporary piece of music that will remain contemporary forever. The View is, as rhythm alone, more subtle than any music composed in my own century. It is pure music, it grips the heart with warmth empathy. Lou Reed’s singing is as divine and timeless as ever; the drums bring me to my knees. Lars has never produced work this emotional. No musical work in the last decade has filled me with such anticipation.

Not bad.

Anyone got a troll account at hcaf?

No but try to get the hottest women thread locked again, they will go apeshit.

Im gnarlsbombski.

I guess you can say its a troll account.



that was so awesome

I wish I could. I tried making an account but it never got approved so I couldn't post.

I have a squeaky clean record on HCAF somehow.

great success

http://www.metalinjection.net/hell-no/l ... lu-justice

PS I listened to some of this for the first time and wow, what a damn joke.

Yeah it really is terrible.

That album makes me cringe.

A+ trolling.

And I actually like the thing for what it is- a noisy Lou Reed record. (Any other band backing him up and no one would think twice. Metallica can do no right by anyone. it seems.) The View, incidentally, is pretty weak, as is the closing track, which really doesn't fit. (And is apparently something Lou had kicking around for a good while and tacked on to the end?) The meat of the thing is some seriously rough ugliness. Which I suppose is why they released The View as a pre-listen thing; not a good idea. Shoulda gone for the violence. This is not an accessible album, and it's not for metal fans.

It's also a famous atonal opera: http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/2009/jun/01/opera-lulu-alban-berg and the late Mr. Berg's other fucked-up opera, Wozzeck is the source material for a fine Tom Waits record, Blood Money.

Feel free to use these points when trolling.

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