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Man Attacks Car With Sword In Attempt To Slay The Dark Lord Morgoth

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Continued Existence Of Cows Disproves Central Tenets Of Capitalism

Okay, not a newspaper, but still a properly humorous sentence.

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Awesome Scientist Kicked Out Of Classical Music Concert For Trying To Crowdsurf To Handel's 'Messiah'

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T Rex Arms Made For Lovin'

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Republican Congressional Candidate's New Ad Features Horse With Large Erection

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Mmmh, that's nice

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yeah but it's no zebra dick

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But really, though- what is? :idk: :snax:

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Sex geckos die in orbit on Russian space project

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City Crews Remove Satan Statue Erected Alongside Busy Vancouver Roadway

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Not headlines but the "readers letters" in Viz are fucking genius.

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:lol:

Those are indeed quality. :huzzah:

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Guy Goes To Mexico To Kill Himself, Spends Week Doing Coke And Banging Hookers, Decides To Keep Living

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He did an AMA on Reddit. :rawk:

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It's in the body, not the headline... It appears a copy editor decided to play a bit of a prank and change the phrase "serve the community" to something rather different. :lol:

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It's in the body, not the headline... It appears a copy editor decided to play a bit of a prank and change the phrase "serve the community" to something rather different. :lol:

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oh, that IS unfortunate...

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Drunk man tried to have sex with postbox in middle of shopping arcade

This is why no one wants to go to Wigan.


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Map: Literally every goat in the United States

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