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Software engineer "Bob" outsources own job to China so he could watch cat videos

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That man is a fucking genius.

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I love the fact he was praised as the best developer in the company, too. :lol:

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superb

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Ozzy Osbourne Suffers Injuries in House Fire

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Again, link on front page different and better than the one atop the actual article:

Scientist: Not Seeking Cave Baby Mama.

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What Does Science Smell Like? Dry-Erase Markers.

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9-Year-Old Rapper Lil Poopy Has Been Disowned

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Giant Camel Fossil Found In Arctic.

Global warming promises to unearth all kinds of Awesome Shit In Strange Places.

I for one, am very much looking forward to all of the melting and erosion type excavation to come. :isay:

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Well, we're stuck with it whether the Republican party likes it or not. At least we might as well make some good of it and Science (as a verb) out a few things whilst we destroy the planet.

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Chicago Anchor Loses It Over Report Woman Had Gun Hidden In Vagina

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“I know some women that could hide a machine gun in there,” Potash remarked. “I’m sorry, we’re getting off track.”

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Skywalkers in Korea Cross Han Solo

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House fire started by a squirrel disrupts funeral procession through Romford


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Hitler’s Toilet Resides in a N.J. Auto-Repair Shop

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I passed that link around to a number of people.

Who thinks to boost the shitter, box it up and send it home? :lol:

I suppose it does have a certain crass logic to it: I'm shitting on :hitler: every day.

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Someone At The Vatican Is Downloading Tranny And BDSM Porn

:lol: :lol: :lol:

At least the last time I tied a tranny to my bed I wasn't a Catholic priest.

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:lol:

this is probably my favourite thread on any given forum.


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After going back and re-reading the whole thing: a consistent level of quality. :nods:

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Former Tenn. Lawmaker Allegedly Drove 90 MPH While Masturbating Out Window


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Who thinks this could possibly be a good idea? American politicians. :mexican:

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