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Author:  torgeot [ Thu Dec 22, 2011 10:57 am ]
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OK this thread will contain some great headlines. Gimme whatcha got

Author:  torgeot [ Thu Dec 22, 2011 10:58 am ]
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Quote:
Man shoots at mouse, hits roommate; another roommate arrested for rape


http://www.ksl.com/?nid=960&sid=18586564

Author:  Devtron [ Thu Dec 22, 2011 11:26 am ]
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Acer CEO: We're Going to Stop Selling Cheap, Unprofitable Crap

http://allthingsd.com/20111207/acer-ceo ... able-crap/

Pepsi Getting Heat for Use of Aborted Fetal Cells in Flavor Research

http://www.thenewamerican.com/culture/faith-and-morals/9596-pepsi-getting-heat-for-use-of-aborted-fetal-cells-in-flavor-research

Louisiana Republican: Ban Abortion, Sterilize Poor Women and Pay the Wealthy to Procreate

http://www.care2.com/causes/womens-rights/blog/louisiana-republican-wants-to-sterilize-poor-women-pay/

Dr Dre To Release Instrumental Hip-Hop Album About The Solar System

http://www.gigwise.com/news/57749/Dr-Dre-To-Release-Instrumental-Hip-Hop-Album-About-The-Solar-System

Rick Perry Resigns Control Of Texas: God In Charge As of August 6

http://wonkette.com/447178/rick-perry-resigns-control-of-texas-problems-god-in-charge-effective-august-6th

Author:  torgeot [ Thu Dec 22, 2011 2:14 pm ]
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Have you just been waiting for someone to make this thread?

Author:  Devtron [ Thu Dec 22, 2011 2:20 pm ]
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torgeot wrote:
Have you just been waiting for someone to make this thread?


:lol:

I love silly headlines.

And I have a source for them ....

Author:  Snaxocaster [ Mon Dec 26, 2011 4:44 am ]
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Those are glorious. :lol:

Author:  GnarlySheen [ Mon Dec 26, 2011 4:01 pm ]
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Devtron wrote:

Pepsi Getting Heat for Use of Aborted Fetal Cells in Flavor Research





no wonder pepsi tastes better than coke.

Author:  Unstrung [ Fri Dec 30, 2011 4:41 am ]
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Image

Author:  torgeot [ Fri Dec 30, 2011 7:06 pm ]
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what would the wingspan on that motherfuck need to be?

Author:  Devtron [ Fri Dec 30, 2011 7:32 pm ]
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torgeot wrote:
what would the wingspan on that motherfuck need to be?



And how much energy would it have to exert in order to fly?


The answer: A car traveling pretty fast hitting running into it, propelling it into another vehicle.

Author:  Devtron [ Fri Dec 30, 2011 9:50 pm ]
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Image

Author:  torgeot [ Sat Dec 31, 2011 9:33 pm ]
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Devtron wrote:
torgeot wrote:
what would the wingspan on that motherfuck need to be?



And how much energy would it have to exert in order to fly?


The answer: A car traveling pretty fast hitting running into it, propelling it into another vehicle.

fuck you. I was sitting thinking of this large winged carnivore.

Author:  El-Todgo [ Sat Dec 31, 2011 10:14 pm ]
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viewtopic.php?f=2&t=1513&start=860#p37785

Author:  Devtron [ Sun Jan 01, 2012 6:15 pm ]
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Not a great headline but a funny story.

Author:  Snaxocaster [ Mon Jan 02, 2012 5:36 pm ]
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"Newt Gingrich to hit Mitt Romney every day"

Well, we already knew he's a Dirty Old Man. :dildo:

:lol:

Author:  Zozobra [ Tue Jan 03, 2012 9:20 pm ]
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El-Todgo wrote:
http://maplifiers.net/forum/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=1513&start=860#p37785


:isay:

Alligator stolen in Stockport pet shop burglary
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-ma ... r-16399860

Author:  El-Todgo [ Tue Jan 31, 2012 12:09 pm ]
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http://www.theregister.co.uk/2012/01/31 ... ce_review/

Author:  torgeot [ Tue Jan 31, 2012 12:31 pm ]
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and I raise you: eggs cooked in the urine of chinese virgin boys....

http://todayswhisper.com/chinese-delica ... -the-urine

Author:  Broseidon [ Tue Jan 31, 2012 4:06 pm ]
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Dude, what the fuck?

Author:  chris_d [ Wed Feb 01, 2012 12:06 pm ]
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I must be my father's son, as i do get a certain amusement out of bad pun headlines, it is true:

Image

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/no_s ... 81EvPFWLNK

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