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This thread is the gift that keeps on giving :)


Sun Jul 14, 2013 7:21 pm
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Lizard Reportedly Found In Salad At Applebee's

And while the source isn't exactly the greatest, the headline is quality:
Vermont Customer Sues Burger King After Finding Unwrapped Condom In Sandwich

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Brazilian man dies after cow falls through his roof on top of him


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World's Oldest Water Tastes Terrible.

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Tuna Capsizes Boat, Drags Fisherman Into Pacific Before Coast Guard Rescue.

Almost sounds like a modern style movie remake of the Old Man And The Sea, no?

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Huh, that's interesting. Consistency like light maple sirop. That water must be mineralized like a motherfucker.

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CNN Host Says Humans Hunted The Dildo Into Extinction

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Mississippi Police Want To Arrest The Satanists Who Turn Dead People Gay

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Pic makes it

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Bodybuilder who is banned from squeezing men's muscles has targeted more young males, court hears

This happened where I live :facepalm:


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'Semi-erect' OAP caught shampooing his genitals on a bus claims he's 'no hardened criminal'


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:lol:


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oh yes, because no one wants a tight vagina....

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Large Alligator-Like Reptile Found Guarding 34-lb. Stash Of Marijuana

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Drunken French teenagers abduct a circus llama and take him on a tram ride


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Saw this in the paper I was flicking through in my lunch break the other day and thought it belonged here

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