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| Quote: His favorite breakfast was two roast pigeons, three beefsteaks, a bottle of white wine, a glass of champagne, two glasses of port, and one of brandy | |
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Champion, or merely a fat bastard?
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| Author: | Snaxocaster [ Sat Jul 07, 2012 10:51 pm ] | |||||||||
| Post subject: | The Breakfast Of King George IV. | |||||||||
Champion, or merely a fat bastard? |
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| Author: | chris_d [ Sat Jul 07, 2012 11:00 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Breakfast Of King George IV. |
Hmm. Actually a bit difficult of a choice, as clearly he was a bit of each, no? |
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| Author: | Snaxocaster [ Sat Jul 07, 2012 11:06 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Breakfast Of King George IV. |
That is a difficult one. I don't know whether consuming pigeons constitutes a valuable public service or just falls into the category of "will eat anything". 
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| Author: | knope [ Sun Jul 08, 2012 12:34 am ] | |||||||||
| Post subject: | Re: The Breakfast Of King George IV. | |||||||||
A small blemish on an otherwise champion breakfast, I say 
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| Author: | metalfanat1c [ Sun Jul 08, 2012 12:56 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Breakfast Of King George IV. |
I like the fact that the vast majority of his breakfast was alcoholic, however, I am not down with eating pigeons. They're annoying creatures that shit everywhere. Thusly, they probably taste like moldy testicles. Difficult choice, indeed. |
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| Author: | Broseidon [ Sun Jul 08, 2012 4:46 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Breakfast Of King George IV. |
For the sake of opposition and my hatred for gluttony, I went with fat bastard. |
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| Author: | Snaxocaster [ Sun Jul 08, 2012 6:11 am ] | |||||||||
| Post subject: | Re: The Breakfast Of King George IV. | |||||||||
Pigeons and booze doesn't sound very regal, does it? Like the sort of thing you'd cook up over a barrel in a subway station that's been taken out of service. |
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| Author: | newholland [ Sun Jul 08, 2012 10:55 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Breakfast Of King George IV. |
i'm voting fat bastard. all the liquor was to inoculate his innards against eating such vile offal as three rats with wings. i'm suprised he didn't follow it up with a handful of borax and a bath in the blood of a freshly killed virgin. |
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| Author: | Unstrung [ Sun Jul 08, 2012 2:48 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Breakfast Of King George IV. |
Meat and booze. I'd do basically the same, in his position. After all, in those times, if you could afford to be a fat bastard, it was perfectly fine. So I believe yes he was a fat bastard, and therefore a champ. |
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| Author: | Bass_Destroyer [ Sun Jul 08, 2012 3:17 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Breakfast Of King George IV. |
The booze is a good way to start the morning as a king. I'd replace the pigeons with another bird like quail. Quail sounds fancy to eat. |
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| Author: | chris_d [ Sun Jul 08, 2012 3:21 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Breakfast Of King George IV. |
Quail are tiny and adorable. A perfect choice for regal mass consumption. You would have to eat thirty or forty of them though, to do the thing properly. |
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| Author: | El-Todgo [ Sun Jul 08, 2012 4:54 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Breakfast Of King George IV. |
I approve of this mans choice of breakfast items. |
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| Author: | Unstrung [ Mon Jul 09, 2012 12:49 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Breakfast Of King George IV. |
Pigeon for eating and pigeon for infesting urban areas are different things. There are pigeons raised for consumption. They are like small chickens. Trust me, I'm asian. 
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| Author: | newholland [ Mon Jul 09, 2012 6:57 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Breakfast Of King George IV. |
 THATS an eatin' pigeon. not a bad lookin' bird. i might eat that, but not with a vigor reserved for destroying hated birds like chickens. if i were a king though... i'd probably eat them. and still be a fat bastard. but i'd eat them over the nasty city kind. |
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