Farmer from Manassas (or, Man Asses) Virginia, where the eponymous American Civil War battle was fought in 1861- in his yard. First major land battle of the war. He packed up and moved to Appomattox Courthouse, Virginia, where the Confederacy surrendered. In his living room.

Obviously he was on to something.

I like the look on his face.

"God damnit, they followed me all the way back to my living room."

He looks a bit like the Amazing Atheist.

I couldn't think of a better place to start/end a battle/war. Also what are the chances of that happening? 2:1?????? uh, mmm perhaps a bit more than that?