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| Author: | Snaxocaster [ Fri Nov 23, 2012 2:05 am ] |
| Post subject: | POLL: Sasquatch applies for membership. |
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| Author: | Unstrung [ Fri Nov 23, 2012 2:46 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: POLL: Sasquatch applies for membership. |
I might even suggest we enter him into the Beltonian Hall of Fame. Hmmm. Who exactly is in the Hall of Fame? I mean obviously Tesla is. So are tardigrades. |
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| Author: | Snaxocaster [ Fri Nov 23, 2012 4:06 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: POLL: Sasquatch applies for membership. |
St. Nikola Tesla, of course. I would apply for canonization St. Tony Iommi, Lord And Master Of All Riffs, and St. George Carlin, Philosopher-King. But that's just me. Tardigrades and Sasquatch, as Beasts Of The Field, occupy a somewhat different place in the pantheon. As do True Pigeons. Vampire Edison, of course, is a Villain, Usurper of Knowledge, and Enemy of True Science. Wingrats are fiendish things. Scholars still question the role of the Giant Squid. The theology of BELT is very simple, at its core. BELT giveth and taketh away. Thus is the eternally rotating cycle of things. BELT is not capricious. BELT provides, BELT rolls on, all is returned to BELT. But, as the perpetual-motion provider and remover of all things created and destroyed, the pantheology of BELT, by its nature, gets quite complex. |
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| Author: | Sardocasm [ Sun Dec 02, 2012 11:07 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: POLL: Sasquatch applies for membership. |
We can't have drifters such as that mucking about in our prestigious Hall. He/it/they are beasts of burden and suitable only to be made into stuffed chairs for southerners. |
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| Author: | knope [ Tue Dec 04, 2012 9:37 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: POLL: Sasquatch applies for membership. |
Sasquatch is lame. He is anti-social and seems to be rather docile. His brother the Yeti on the other hand is much more bad ass. |
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| Author: | chris_d [ Wed Dec 05, 2012 12:10 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: POLL: Sasquatch applies for membership. |
I miss the days when all of our unexplained phenomena were captured on Zapruder-style film. Digital distortion and jpeg compression get real tired, real quick, compared to glorious out of focus blown out colors super eight style. Sasquatch, meaning the dude in the suit, i would let in without a question. That guy seems like our kind of asshole. |
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| Author: | knope [ Wed Dec 05, 2012 1:19 pm ] | |||||||||
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When taken from this perspective, I agree fully.  As a beast, my original statement still stands. 
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