Two mortal enemies. Which one looks sillier?

In this corner, an unflattering portrait of my personal favorite English monarch:


Is she wearing a shower curtain for a dress? Are those thin, membranous wings, as if she's some sort of giant fly? Also, bowling shoes.

And are those gloves in her right hand, or is that a Hand Of Glory, severed from the corpse of a hanged man and mummified as a good luck charm for thieves and burglars? I'm really hoping it's the latter.

And in this corner, her Catholic nemesis, Pope Sixtus V (we'll ignore the obvious discrepancy with his name):


I realize any 16th century monarch is a tough act to follow, but it appears while Elizabeth took Grandma's shower curtain, Sixtus made off with her tablecloth for a cape, complete with tassels. And not only is he wearing a tuque, it appears he's stuck some sort of large Christmas decoration on it as some sort of makeshift crown. Also, bowling shoes.

Couldn't say no to dat cape or epic nose.

One post in and someone already mentioned the nose. I'm surprised there's no black-rimmed glasses and fake mustache to go with it.

they both yolodgaf so hard, I cant decide.

The Queen. That out fit totally looks like it hurts. I love it. Pope looks far to comfy compared to the Iron Maiden there. I hesitate to say, but she is a badass.

One question, Is there some type of clothing over her chest or are her nipples moved somewhere that I am unfamiliar with. The females which I have know all seem to have their nipples at the peak of their breasts.....

Pope looks a bit Krampusy, musta been drawn up by a queen supporter BITD.

Queen easily wins the ridiculous clothing olympics though. I don't even think the pope could work a bronze with that getup. Pretty disappointing for a pope, honestly.