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Postal Victory!!!!!!!!! ZOMG!!!111!1!
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Author:  torgeot [ Fri Aug 06, 2010 9:15 pm ]
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I come home after a very shitty day and see a box. A box I say, and I knew immediately what was within said little cardboard rectangle of awesomeness. I then saw the return address, and a smile made my head split like a South Park Canadian.

For, the magical package contained a consumable food stuffs that I have anticipated since hearing of it since Olde Mapz. The carrier had of course brought me the Internet famous Pineapple Snaxochili within glass jars. I looked at these jars and I think I giggled. You would need to know I am not one to giggle, I am snarky, snotty and will chuckle, but not giggle or laugh, yet upon seeing this, I believe I did. Of course it also contained a wonderful note from the send and some nice little flyers and a kiss. My chick comment on how nice the sender lips are. :love:

I will be trying it tomorrow and of course will pass along my review.

Of course may I pass along much heart to our wonderful Goth Androgyne and bow to him for his wonderful gift.

*bows*

Author:  Devtron [ Fri Aug 06, 2010 9:43 pm ]
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You must tell us how it is!

Author:  Broseidon [ Fri Aug 06, 2010 11:09 pm ]
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I raise my glass to Snaxie's generosity.
:huzzah:

Author:  Sardocasm [ Fri Aug 06, 2010 11:17 pm ]
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Huzzah! :monocle:

with just a slight bit of magic. :eekass:

Author:  Snaxocaster [ Sat Aug 07, 2010 3:15 am ]
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I busted out the sluttiest lipstick I have to... er, sign the one note. :D

As for the longer of the two notes- right in the balls. :hitler:

Enjoy!

Author:  Snaxocaster [ Sat Aug 07, 2010 5:46 pm ]
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How it is, homes? :huzzah: :isay:

Author:  torgeot [ Sat Aug 07, 2010 11:40 pm ]
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Pic at 2:00
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pic at 5:30, put the snaxochili on a bed of jasmine rice
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pic you will not see is the fucking victorious smile on my face.

Snaxochili is incredible. No flavor over done. Every spice is subtle, yet powerful, if that makes sense. The heat is my favorite. It is flavorful but not just hot, it's just ripe with hot flavor. I would say this is the best chili I've had, and I have eaten a shitton of chili.

Snaxie would make a wonderful housewife

Author:  Broseidon [ Sat Aug 07, 2010 11:47 pm ]
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He's a woman of many talents and skills.

Author:  torgeot [ Sat Aug 07, 2010 11:48 pm ]
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I will ask him to marry me. I think my chick is down for a 3 way.

Author:  torgeot [ Sat Aug 07, 2010 11:49 pm ]
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again

Author:  Broseidon [ Sat Aug 07, 2010 11:49 pm ]
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:love:

Author:  GnarlySheen [ Sun Aug 08, 2010 4:55 am ]
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Yo why do you have to post this shit? I dont have any snaxochilli so What the fuck are you tryin to make me jealous for? Damnit DAD FUCK

Author:  Snaxocaster [ Sun Aug 08, 2010 4:56 am ]
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torgeot wrote:
I will ask him to marry me. I think my chick is down for a 3 way.


I might possible have engaged in that sort of activity before. I know, it's been a while, but I vaguely remember hasing done things like that in the past? Question mark? :red:

I have had a fantabulous night. This has made it pretty much perfect. :dance:

...so who else wants some? :D Seriously. I've no problems making this- you can't help but make like a gallon of the stuff, 's the quantity of ingredients involved- and mailing some of it out to wherever means that I'll never have enough at home for it to be less than fresh. It's win-win.

Even my mom likes this stuff. Like, my actual real world mother unit. :shock:

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