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Author:  Snaxocaster [ Thu Aug 12, 2010 2:57 pm ]
Post subject:  Make a surreal statement.

When I die, I want to be rasterized. :hypno:

Author:  chris_d [ Thu Aug 12, 2010 3:03 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Make a surreal statement.

Chainsaws, nothing more.

Author:  GnarlySheen [ Thu Aug 12, 2010 3:28 pm ]
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Jesus lives.

Author:  Snaxocaster [ Thu Aug 12, 2010 3:30 pm ]
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I have schnauzers.

In my trousers.

Author:  chris_d [ Thu Aug 12, 2010 3:33 pm ]
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In case of fire, banana peel?

Author:  Snaxocaster [ Thu Aug 12, 2010 3:47 pm ]
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Asparagus is not native to Earth; it grows under the ice on Europa.

Author:  Devtron [ Thu Aug 12, 2010 3:55 pm ]
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Your toaster is calling you. Do not pick up.

Author:  chris_d [ Thu Aug 12, 2010 3:56 pm ]
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I'd rather be turquoise, then wise.

Author:  Devtron [ Thu Aug 12, 2010 3:59 pm ]
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Coffee, it bleeds.

Author:  chris_d [ Thu Aug 12, 2010 4:06 pm ]
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More or less, plaster of paris wedged into a glowstick watches you speak.

Like a picture frame out of smells, i bought the color cheap, so i can eat it if i desire.

Author:  Devtron [ Thu Aug 12, 2010 4:19 pm ]
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Without our cheese, we are nothing more than a pile of uranium waiting on our pine trees.

Author:  torgeot [ Thu Aug 12, 2010 6:43 pm ]
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While sounding green, the elk wept like a ship at night.

Author:  chris_d [ Thu Aug 12, 2010 6:57 pm ]
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What today has really boiled down to, for me, is that i would like to change my vote to "mechanical pencils".

Author:  Devtron [ Thu Aug 12, 2010 7:04 pm ]
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Politics is an elephant's stapler.

Author:  torgeot [ Thu Aug 12, 2010 7:18 pm ]
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Almond scented cyanide is pretty in the spring.

Author:  Snaxocaster [ Fri Aug 13, 2010 12:31 am ]
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I have completed the tapir coop I was building from corrugated aluminium and sheet brass. Now I can get around to raising them for their luxuriant fur and delicious milk. Saint Ronald Reagan has smiled upon me.

Author:  Sardocasm [ Fri Aug 13, 2010 12:46 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Make a surreal statement.

If you have thirty-four revenge filled glasses of nitrate the rest of the respiratory action is without trouble. It is improbable that resplendence is solely quantifiable reasoning in conjunction with physical change.

Author:  Snaxocaster [ Fri Aug 13, 2010 9:08 am ]
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Verily, it issues forth like chloroform from the mouths of those who would extract our heptane.

Author:  Devtron [ Fri Aug 13, 2010 7:18 pm ]
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I cry noble gasses.

Author:  torgeot [ Fri Aug 13, 2010 11:32 pm ]
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Fur trousers are yummy thoughts I love to wear.

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