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| Author: | Snaxocaster [ Thu Aug 12, 2010 2:57 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Make a surreal statement. |
When I die, I want to be rasterized.
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| Author: | chris_d [ Thu Aug 12, 2010 3:03 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Make a surreal statement. |
Chainsaws, nothing more. |
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| Author: | GnarlySheen [ Thu Aug 12, 2010 3:28 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Make a surreal statement. |
Jesus lives. |
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| Author: | Snaxocaster [ Thu Aug 12, 2010 3:30 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Make a surreal statement. |
I have schnauzers. In my trousers. |
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| Author: | chris_d [ Thu Aug 12, 2010 3:33 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Make a surreal statement. |
In case of fire, banana peel? |
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| Author: | Snaxocaster [ Thu Aug 12, 2010 3:47 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Make a surreal statement. |
Asparagus is not native to Earth; it grows under the ice on Europa. |
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| Author: | Devtron [ Thu Aug 12, 2010 3:55 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Make a surreal statement. |
Your toaster is calling you. Do not pick up. |
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| Author: | chris_d [ Thu Aug 12, 2010 3:56 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Make a surreal statement. |
I'd rather be turquoise, then wise. |
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| Author: | Devtron [ Thu Aug 12, 2010 3:59 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Make a surreal statement. |
Coffee, it bleeds. |
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| Author: | chris_d [ Thu Aug 12, 2010 4:06 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Make a surreal statement. |
More or less, plaster of paris wedged into a glowstick watches you speak. Like a picture frame out of smells, i bought the color cheap, so i can eat it if i desire. |
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| Author: | Devtron [ Thu Aug 12, 2010 4:19 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Make a surreal statement. |
Without our cheese, we are nothing more than a pile of uranium waiting on our pine trees. |
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| Author: | torgeot [ Thu Aug 12, 2010 6:43 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Make a surreal statement. |
While sounding green, the elk wept like a ship at night. |
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| Author: | chris_d [ Thu Aug 12, 2010 6:57 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Make a surreal statement. |
What today has really boiled down to, for me, is that i would like to change my vote to "mechanical pencils". |
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| Author: | Devtron [ Thu Aug 12, 2010 7:04 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Make a surreal statement. |
Politics is an elephant's stapler. |
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| Author: | torgeot [ Thu Aug 12, 2010 7:18 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Make a surreal statement. |
Almond scented cyanide is pretty in the spring. |
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| Author: | Snaxocaster [ Fri Aug 13, 2010 12:31 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Make a surreal statement. |
I have completed the tapir coop I was building from corrugated aluminium and sheet brass. Now I can get around to raising them for their luxuriant fur and delicious milk. Saint Ronald Reagan has smiled upon me. |
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| Author: | Sardocasm [ Fri Aug 13, 2010 12:46 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Make a surreal statement. |
If you have thirty-four revenge filled glasses of nitrate the rest of the respiratory action is without trouble. It is improbable that resplendence is solely quantifiable reasoning in conjunction with physical change. |
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| Author: | Snaxocaster [ Fri Aug 13, 2010 9:08 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Make a surreal statement. |
Verily, it issues forth like chloroform from the mouths of those who would extract our heptane. |
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| Author: | Devtron [ Fri Aug 13, 2010 7:18 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Make a surreal statement. |
I cry noble gasses. |
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| Author: | torgeot [ Fri Aug 13, 2010 11:32 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Make a surreal statement. |
Fur trousers are yummy thoughts I love to wear. |
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