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First Neumapz Poll: Gallimimus vs. Czar Nicholas II 

Gallimimus vs. Czar Nicholas II
Gotta go with the dinosaur here. Maybe if the Czar was faster he could have outran the Bolsheviks. 60%  60%  [ 6 ]
Gotta go with The Czar here. How many peasants did gallimimus ever opress? None, dammit. None. 40%  40%  [ 4 ]
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First Neumapz Poll: Gallimimus vs. Czar Nicholas II 
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 First Neumapz Poll: Gallimimus vs. Czar Nicholas II
In this corner, from the late Cretaceous period, one of the fastest of all dinosaurs:

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And in this corner, from the late 19th and early 20th centuries CE, the last Czar of Russia:

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Go.

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Post Re: First Neumapz Poll: Gallimimus vs. Czar Nicholas II
this was close, I added up the points and came up with a tie. Tie goes to the dinosaur for me

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Post Re: First Neumapz Poll: Gallimimus vs. Czar Nicholas II
Easily the dino.

If Nick hadn't have been such a fuckup, there would still be a tsar running that shit over there today.

That's right, Romanov, even a fucking herbivorous minidino beats you out! :cop:

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...and all is well with the world. :huzzah:

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I haz missed our polls



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It was kinda a drag not having them. Like all good things they have returned to us.

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Truly, it is the way of the belt.

Amen.

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I went with ol' Czar Nigger Dick for the sake of opposition.
And the fact that I like the cut of his jib.

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"I like the cut of his jib" is glorious.


Much better than "I like the cut of his circumcision"

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THe dino for sure..... unless your gay for teh czar

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Fucking DINOSAURS are more awesome than humans... even czars. DINO SOORRREEE! :mad:

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Post Re: First Neumapz Poll: Gallimimus vs. Czar Nicholas II
'twas getting close thar for a bit

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Post Re: First Neumapz Poll: Gallimimus vs. Czar Nicholas II
I refuse to vote on the grounds that I believe the Czar would build a relationship with the gallimimus. Eventually, he will tame it and be able to use it as his glorious mount.

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Maybe some other, better, Tsar could have done so, but not Nick II, The Sequel. :idk:

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Post Re: First Neumapz Poll: Gallimimus vs. Czar Nicholas II
Could this man have done it in his stead?

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He was certainly a cocky fuck, but I'm not sure if that helps with taming dinosaurs.

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He might have been able to.

Though... the dinos might have been able to see the wild bloodthrist in his eyes, or to sense the ghosts of millions of corpses swirling about in his wake, and then simply made scarce, as they would have wished to do with any other predator. :idk:

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Post Re: First Neumapz Poll: Gallimimus vs. Czar Nicholas II
Tsardocasm could have done it :monocle:

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torgeot wrote:
Tsardocasm could have done it :monocle:


Tsardocasm? Nice one. I like. :isay:

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torgeot wrote:
Tsardocasm could have done it :monocle:


Easily. The poor unsuspecting bastards would come up to the unassuming sink in search of a bit of something to drink and WHAM!, when they came to, they would be chained to textiles machinery and thrown into the devious spiral of dangerous conditions and forced undercompensated labor.

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Post Re: First Neumapz Poll: Gallimimus vs. Czar Nicholas II
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torgeot wrote:
Tsardocasm could have done it :monocle:


Easily. The poor unsuspecting bastards would come up to the unassuming sink in search of a bit of something to drink and WHAM!, when they came to, they would be chained to textiles machinery and thrown into the devious spiral of dangerous conditions and forced undercompensated labor.

Undercompensated is all in how you look at it. They would have their lives, and for slaves, what more could one want :idk:

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