They don't make elephants like this anymore.
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| Author: | Snaxocaster [ Tue Aug 31, 2010 6:47 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Gomphotherium. |
They don't make elephants like this anymore.
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| Author: | GnarlySheen [ Tue Aug 31, 2010 7:09 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Gomphotherium. |
I have one of those trunks, in my pants. |
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| Author: | torgeot [ Wed Sep 01, 2010 12:59 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Gomphotherium. |
I don't recall seeing this snouted beast before. Therefore, I must approve on mere lack of knowledge. Kinda like our Congress. |
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| Author: | Snaxocaster [ Wed Sep 01, 2010 1:22 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Gomphotherium. |
I'd vote for That Guy. He's got four tusks, a trunk, and an Asian lady with no pants, according to what I'd assume is his campaign ad. Also, he's an elephant. Who'd argue with that? He'll step on you, spear you, and there are half-dressed girls in his presence. |
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| Author: | chris_d [ Thu Sep 02, 2010 11:23 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Gomphotherium. |
Why isn't this some type of poll? |
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| Author: | teh_bleeding [ Thu Sep 02, 2010 11:43 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Gomphotherium. |
what does he eat with 4 tusks? |
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| Author: | Unstrung [ Fri Sep 03, 2010 2:03 am ] | |||||||||
| Post subject: | Re: Gomphotherium. | |||||||||
Whatever he damn well wants is my best guess... |
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| Author: | GnarlySheen [ Fri Sep 03, 2010 3:29 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Gomphotherium. |
Elephant fetus's |
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| Author: | Unstrung [ Fri Sep 03, 2010 7:48 pm ] | |||||||||
| Post subject: | Re: Gomphotherium. | |||||||||
Yes... with the four tusks he would root his way deep into the uterus and spear the tasty fetal fruit within. This might be part of why there are none left. |
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| Author: | Snaxocaster [ Sat Sep 04, 2010 6:42 pm ] | |||||||||
| Post subject: | Re: Gomphotherium. | |||||||||
I'm not entirely sure. Even though it's pretty hard to argue with a four-tuskéd elephant, I could have at least created a poll with multiple "yes" options. 
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