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followed by Alabama Hot Pocket.
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| Author: | I want a VHT CLX [ Thu Sep 02, 2010 2:10 am ] |
| Post subject: | Wimminz advice mapz... need you guys |
Bottom line: Beautiful goddess of a blonde sophomore Me = freshman, doesn't know goddess at all WTF do I do? I have no problem getting girls but she's a sophomore and i'm a freshman so IDK. Already FB'ed mike bout this haha just want more opinions. |
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| Author: | Jayhawker [ Thu Sep 02, 2010 2:12 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Wimminz advice mapz... need you guys |
Aren't you spiritcrusher? |
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| Author: | Jayhawker [ Thu Sep 02, 2010 2:17 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Wimminz advice mapz... need you guys |
But seriously, if you're in high school, the best way to get to know chicks is if you have a class with them. All of the girls I dated in high school I met/got to know during class time. |
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| Author: | knope [ Thu Sep 02, 2010 2:40 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Wimminz advice mapz... need you guys |
SIIHP |
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| Author: | metalfanat1c [ Thu Sep 02, 2010 3:20 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Wimminz advice mapz... need you guys |
Stab her in the face with a soldering iron. She'll love it. |
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| Author: | GnarlySheen [ Thu Sep 02, 2010 4:05 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Wimminz advice mapz... need you guys |
brad, youve got to be border line insane to ask for advice on here. |
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| Author: | Sardocasm [ Thu Sep 02, 2010 4:48 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Wimminz advice mapz... need you guys |
Urinate on her to mark your territory. |
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| Author: | Devtron [ Thu Sep 02, 2010 9:56 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Wimminz advice mapz... need you guys |
Write her love letters using magazine clippings. If you refer to her as a blonde sophomore goddess, she is either A) Not B) Out of your league or C) A regular sophomore girl that you have placed in such high regards that you have already made her so unobtainable that you came to this place, of all places, to get advice on how to talk to her. It always works in my ransom letters. |
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| Author: | torgeot [ Thu Sep 02, 2010 12:04 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Wimminz advice mapz... need you guys |
Take out your caulk (only works when sporting a good sized bone) show it to her and say"Look what you did. You can't leave this like this..." |
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| Author: | El-Todgo [ Thu Sep 02, 2010 4:13 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Wimminz advice mapz... need you guys |
"I've been thinking... you should see my cock." 60% of the time it works... every time. |
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| Author: | teh_bleeding [ Thu Sep 02, 2010 8:48 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Wimminz advice mapz... need you guys |
treat her like shit, and then be sorta nice to her. then she will love you. also, touching. Lots of touching. Like a wrist touch or a shoulder pat or someshit. do that. |
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| Author: | torgeot [ Thu Sep 02, 2010 9:51 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Wimminz advice mapz... need you guys |
"Are you about a size 14?" or "Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard" |
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| Author: | Devtron [ Thu Sep 02, 2010 10:25 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Wimminz advice mapz... need you guys |
Ask her if she has ever had her ass licked by a fat man in an overcoat. It will show her your sensitive side. |
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followed by Alabama Hot Pocket.
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| Author: | Unstrung [ Fri Sep 03, 2010 6:33 pm ] |
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| Author: | GnarlySheen [ Fri Sep 03, 2010 6:35 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Wimminz advice mapz... need you guys |
I love that we have him on facebook. Youre insane bradley, really. rofl Donald trump lookin mother fucker |
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| Author: | teh_bleeding [ Fri Sep 03, 2010 7:06 pm ] | |||||||||
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that is the beginnings of a potentially epically dirty sanchez right there. 
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| Author: | I want a VHT CLX [ Fri Sep 03, 2010 7:28 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Wimminz advice mapz... need you guys |
I'm a sexy motherfucker and you guys know it. (; 
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| Author: | I want a VHT CLX [ Fri Sep 03, 2010 7:28 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Wimminz advice mapz... need you guys |
Also, found out shes actually a junior. but gonna go for it anyways <33 fuck age |
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| Author: | Broseidon [ Fri Sep 03, 2010 11:36 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Wimminz advice mapz... need you guys |
Dude. You are gay. |
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